[kingattax]

why not call the damn fish a "democarp" ?

this "i'm offended" nonsense has got to stop !

[QT3.14]

Hey Hoffman! Since you are from MN, are you snorting ludefisk again?

I demand you contact Asiana airlines about their hurtful name.

[driftless2]

It was a double slur against Asians. Asian...obviously a slur suggesting Asians are invaders, carp....a nasty name for a fish suggesting Asian fish are whiners unlike other non-Asian fish who don’t carp about things.

[Lazamataz]

How about Slant Carp? Yellow Carp? Inscrutable Carp? Railroad-Building, Opium-Smokin’, Relative-Worshipin’ Carp?

[GreyFriar]

Calling a fried pork cutlet a Wiener Schnitzel is offensive to all people from Vienna.

Calling deep fat fried strips of potatoes “French fries” is offensive to the French.

Calling New Mexico, New Mexico, is offensive to Old Mexico.

[G Larry]

I’m trying to decide whether the Senator is worth the effort of being laughed out of the room?

[Billthedrill]

Hey, the federal gummint called me an "American citizen" once and it sure offended me.

Well, sort of. It was the Draft Board.

[Fiji Hill]

Guess we’ll have to change the name of the Mediterranean fruit fly as well—and the Japanese beetle, the Argentine ant, the German cockroach, the Norway rat, etc.

[xrmusn]

THE FURTHER WE GO, THE BEHINDER WE GET....

Next thing you know, the US Congress will come out with a proclamation along the line French Fries will be called Freedom Fries or something like that if France were to ‘diss’ us.

Oh? They already did?
OH? Republicans did?

Oh yes, I remember, in retaliation, the French renamed American Cheese IDIOT cheese.

[Traveler59]

Amazingly enough, I haven’t heard one Asian claim to be offended, and I married one!

[NonValueAdded]

It’s not as much the State Senator who made this idiotic proposal, IT’S THE REST OF THEM THAT WENT ALONG!!!

[JimSEA]

I’m sure he was counting on the push back and jokes so he could point his finger and say, “Shame, shame, look at how hateful they are.”

[ought-six]

It’s a Finned Underwater Creature.

[lavaroise]

Inventing griefs by some they cause themselves, the communist way.

[roamer_1]

"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me"

Back to the basics, I guess...

[windcliff]

Persian cats or perhaps Siamese.

[nothingnew]

Gook carp, chink carp, crappy carp, jap carp, baggercarp, carpybagger, chinee carp, crap carp, kissimee carp, kiss my ass carp....(I'm still thinking...)

FMCDH(BITS)

[aposiopetic]

Not this carp again?!

[WKUHilltopper]

Hoffman, the fact that you are is hurtful.

[LadyDoc]

Yum! Asian carp.