Posted on 03/26/2014 10:22:42 AM PDT by cotton1706
Both of those are funny!
Q: What do you call the guy who graduates at the bottom of his medical school class? (True real world counseling to depressed med students)
A: “Doctor!”
Q: What do you call the guy who graduates at the bottom of his Law school class?
A: “Your Honor!” (or: “Senator!”)
Is it too early for me to add Iowa to my list of “The GOP’s Pick Six”? (Please; no one reply with that tired, old line about pulling “defeat from the jaws of victory”.)
The Merchant of Venice had a rant about lawyers. The mistrust of lawyers goes WAY back in history. :o)
FARMING was one of THE first "professions" in this world. We always love those who "make" food.
Sad that this, the GREATEST country in the world, has come to this: a stupid electorate.
VERY sad.
Luke 11:46
And he said, Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers.
WONDERFUL!
Thanks so much.
Why?
Because I lived there well over half of my life. And this is big.
I find it especially amusing that this fool got caught on tape saying this at a fundraiser in Texas....with a bunch of trial lawyers.
Normalcy is too much for some people.
True. The Left, the fanatic 40-something, wild-eyed women who WILL do EXACTLY what they want, DETERMINED to change us conservative thinking "fools" are always on the watch. That is what they do.
Essentially they hate themselves and blame men...of course. Their own lives were BEREFT of men who were intelligent, strong, good and nice. Bet you their mothers were educated, divorced (naturally from an ahole) and very, very bitter.
Remember this TRUTH: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Men SCORNED these angry, angry, bitter women...duh...and they don't understand the how and the why when THEY believe that they were so WELL brought up by their educated, smart, modern, savvy, liberal mothers.
They DON'T get it and they never will.
They spread their venom wherever and whenever they can, irregardless of whom may be in their line of fire.
BITTER
ANGRY
Any questions?
No, but thanks for describing my first wife.
I SURE hope number two is the EXACT opposite! You deserve better.
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