Obama, Putin discuss growing Ukraine crisis

CNN ^ | 5:34 PM EST, Sat March 1, 2014 | Chelsea J. Carter. Diana Magnay and Ingrid Formanek,

[bobby.223]

White House operator: “Mr. President, Reggie still on 3”. Barry: “Okay, got it.....Hi Reggie. Sorry I forgot you on hold. Yeah, it’s Putin....yeah he is rippin’ me a new one....no I do not know what the hell to do.” Reggie: “Your head okay Boss? Ya stressed? This isn’t gonna mess up little Barry’s performance later tonight is it? Do I need to bring over your blue pills or just an eight-ball”? Barry: “Damn Reggie! It is Saturday Night! BOTH!!!!!!”

[jacob allen]

What a staged picture of Odumbo!!

[Travis McGee]

I have no idea where the picture was taken, other than Obama is just photoshopped in. That pony seems pretty pitiful, but I’m ignorant about horses.

[Cen-Tejas]

Loved it! And, sadly, it is substantially accurate.

[BenLurkin]

Four Empty Chairs

[43north]

Putin says he wants to defend the lives of people of Russian ancestry who live outside Russia’s borders.

Does anyone think owebama would do that for Americans?

[trebb]

What did Obama say? Did he threaten to send over some more gay athletes to Sochi, waving rainbow flags, to intimidate Putin?

Close.

Obama: "You suck."
Putin: "Metaphorically speaking, I understand your childish distress. You, on the other hand don't suck in a purely metaphorical sense, do you?
[pause]
Obama: "You suck."

Putin: (grinning) "Limber up Fruit Loops. I'm going to test your flexibility to the limit."
Obama: You suck."