When same-sex marriage first came up, I mentioned to people that everyone could be married to someone for tax purposes. Marry your father, brother, uncle.
In the good old days, gay men often adopted their “lovers” (yuck!) for tax purposes and inheritance rights. No one remembers this?
Business partners can ‘marry’ to avoid being forced to testify against each other.
Crazy old women can ‘marry’ their 47 cats to add them to their health insurance.
Mothers can marry their sons for group health insurance.
And last but not least, hookers can ‘marry’ 500 illegals who want to become ‘citizens’....