Gotham’s 'papa grizzlies' go above and beyond to keep their kids safe (NYC testosterone-free zone)

NY Daily News ^ | 7/22/13 | NICOLE LYN PESCE

[vpintheak]

God made dirt, dirt don’t hurt! (And if it does, it builds up your immunity for less sick days as an adult)

[Right Wing Assault]

OMG! Somerfeld, I can’t BELIEVE you, like, let your kid eat Ritz crackers! They have chemicals and fats in them!

[Right Wing Assault]

How the heck did we 60 and older folks ever survive our childhoods???!!!

I made it, too. Ate a lot of dirt, still don't worry about dirt. Never use sanitizers unless I touch something filthy, like anything inside a hospital.

Our kids born in the 80s rarely got sick once they got over the strep stuff of childhood. They lived outside, too.

[Covenantor]

No doubt the white vinegar is the imported rice kind.

But I sense a huge untapped market for designer Kiddie Kevlar gloves to protect these vulnerable children against the ever present danger of paper cuts. Make the first sale at the toddler stage and you’ve got em for life.

;>)