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On the Beach, Men Are More Likely to Approach a Tattooed Woman
Smithsonian.com ^ | 23MAY2013 | Unknown

Posted on 05/26/2013 7:52:47 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine

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To: Slump Tester

...so the drunk says “I don’t know about those guys on the outside, but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson.”

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That just might be the funniest joke of all time.


41 posted on 05/26/2013 8:10:39 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: doorgunner69

LOLOL!

Good question!


42 posted on 05/26/2013 8:11:20 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

tattoos on their lower backs

Might as well be a target!


43 posted on 05/26/2013 8:11:30 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Travis McGee

“As Good As It Gets” (and she definitely ain’t it). I loathe tats on females with a burning passion. You don’t spray graffiti on the Mona Lisa.


44 posted on 05/26/2013 8:11:42 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I am like the above posts. I don’t care for tattooed women and I don’t like body piercings. Just turns me off.


45 posted on 05/26/2013 8:11:47 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: Travis McGee
The woman you pictured obviously has a problem ,, however this lady is amazing ...


46 posted on 05/26/2013 8:12:53 PM PDT by Neidermeyer (I used to be disgusted , now I try to be amused.)
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To: Eccl 10:2

And I have no idea what that joke means!


47 posted on 05/26/2013 8:12:53 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
1 in 5 is 20%.

But it takes two to tango.

48 posted on 05/26/2013 8:13:38 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: Jack Hydrazine

LOL!


49 posted on 05/26/2013 8:14:21 PM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I remember an SNL fake commercial years ago regarding some type of Tramp stamp removal gel or something and it hurt like hell.
I was pretty funny.


50 posted on 05/26/2013 8:15:32 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Hmm.

Was this study paid for by the International Association of Tattoo Artists?

I'm still expecting that African-style lip plates will become popular with American women. It's gonna be the Next Big Thing.

51 posted on 05/26/2013 8:20:42 PM PDT by TChad (Call them Oppressives, not Progressives)
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To: mowowie

Is this it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aX5zuoT7cU


52 posted on 05/26/2013 8:21:30 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: TChad

And the neck rings!


53 posted on 05/26/2013 8:23:12 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

When i see a tat on a god gifted body it’s the worst, I always ask myself what the F were they thinking?
I know the answer of course...
It’s like buyng a $100,000 Lamborghini then slaping bumper stickers all over it.
The worst are the boob tats and the giant angel wings....who the heck are they fooling?

Chicks with tats are like school on Sunday.....NO CLASS!
sorry if i offended any tatted up freeper gals out there...


54 posted on 05/26/2013 8:23:54 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Low hanging fruit is easier to pick , and they’re not called tramp stamps for nothing.


55 posted on 05/26/2013 8:25:26 PM PDT by NotYourAverageDhimmi
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56 posted on 05/26/2013 8:25:44 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

What about those women with BBs in the face?


57 posted on 05/26/2013 8:25:50 PM PDT by Perdogg (Sen Ted Cruz, Sen Mike Lee, and Sen Rand Paul are my adoptive Senators)
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To: mowowie

58 posted on 05/26/2013 8:26:18 PM PDT by Perdogg (Sen Ted Cruz, Sen Mike Lee, and Sen Rand Paul are my adoptive Senators)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

And I have no idea what that joke means!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

OK - I built it up too much, so this will likely be a letdown. But i have never failed to get everyone going with this one. Condensed version:

An elderly lady walks into a tat parlor, and says she wants a tat of Elvis on her left front hip (point) and John Lennon on her right front hip (point).

So the artist does his thing, and shows the lady his work in the mirror. She complains, says it doesn’t look anything like them.

They decide to settle it by pulling in a guy off the street to judge. She pulls down her drawers and shows the work, and he says:

“Well that’s Elvis on your left hip, and John Lennon on your right.” He then squints and adds, “And isn’t that Willie Nelson in the middle?”


59 posted on 05/26/2013 8:29:00 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: Parley Baer
I am like the above posts. I don’t care for tattooed women and I don’t like body piercings. Just turns me off.

What you said! I may be older than dirt, but I just think those things look like s##t, especially on women.

60 posted on 05/26/2013 8:29:49 PM PDT by Marathoner (Impeach Obama, Holder, Big Sis, and throw in IL Gov Quinn for good measure)
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