Survey Says GOP Women Are Prettier

The Daily Beast ^ | 10/6/12 | Allison Yarrow

[doug from upland]

How time flies. This is from 11 years ago. The original MIDI link is gone. Hope this one tracks okay.

GET MIDI HERE - To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before
http://electrofresh.com/midi-11825-download-willie_nelson-to_all_the_girls_ive_loved_before_2.html

To all the liberal women folk…who are the butt of every joke
Thoughts of you make me sick…if naked, I’d run quick
You couldn’t pay me if I’m broke

You’re hideous both in and out…I’d rather have a case of gout
Than lie down next to you…oh no, what would I do
I’d shoot myself, there is no doubt

It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park

To all the wretched lady RATS…who have rear ends that no man pats
The faces that I’ve seen…could turn men’s organs green
No, you gals ain’t no pussycats

May I suggest you do your hair…above your lip start using Nair
The moustache isn’t cute…you’ll never be a beaut
At least the kids you might not scare

It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park

To all the female communists…at gunpoint I would still resist
Though your friends might not tell…your overwhelming smell
Is something that would not be missed

When you speak drivel’s what we hear…you always have an angry sneer
A burqa would be nice…I’d gladly pay the price
If you would wear it for a year

It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park

To all the cows of leftist bent…who never seem to get a gent
It’s time that you take stock…you’re so easy to mock
The reasons should be evident

You blame things on the USA…you’re in the spotlight everyday
We’ve really seen enough…you’re always in a huff
It’s time that you just go........away