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To: gun_supporter
Warning, warning, a Paul-Bot is planning his "exit strategy" and will be blasting off in the Mother Ship along with the rest of the tribe on their journey to Planet Pluto, so stay away from the launch pad or you might get singed by all that hot air!
To: gun_supporter
4 on a 10 scale, as opuses go.
Much room for improvement. However, I have seen worse.
66 posted on
07/08/2012 7:08:27 PM PDT by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: gun_supporter
Wow, Freepicide.
Main screen turn on.
All your base
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
To: gun_supporter
To: gun_supporter
I think, though, that all your posts, links, and such remain behind for posterity. But having the mods cancel your password means that you can’t change any of it.
Maybe you asked to have them wipe your history?
70 posted on
07/08/2012 7:11:41 PM PDT by
DBrow
To: gun_supporter
U cannot leave teh Iterwebz they is forever. Even this post. I mean, should you at some point acquire some tincture of articulation and decide, hey, I need a career producing slick romantic fiction for the Atlantic, somebody there will do a web search and this little stinker will turn up in the inbox of every member of the editorial board by the time you've got the champagne chilled and the brie toasted or whatever the hell it is that they do with brie out there. I mean, you can't use the stuff in a fondue and putting it on a Ritz cracker is pretty déclassé, so what are you really gonna do with it? I dunno. Which brings me to my next topic: why is it better to use a strawberry in a chocolate fondue than, say, an asparagus? At least you can dip the asparagus without getting your fingers burned. Sure, it makes your pee stink but it's better than hearing Tina Brown squeal when you're farting in the Atlantic boardroom, especially if you've been cheating with the pickled eggs like somebody I know but I'll never do it again. Fondue, that is. You can't fondue a pickled egg. Are you crazy?
To: gun_supporter
You can’t leave me! Please! I’ll DIE without you. I’ll just die. Just watch. Oh, God, this is more than I can stand. I’ve put up with EVERYTHING from you for all these years. I’ve sacrificed and bit my tongue and just endured. I had complete faith in you when no one else did. And this is what happens. So, you think you can just treat me like this and LEAVE? You pig! You jerk! You don’t deserve a Freepette like me! You try to leave and I’ll make you sorry. I swear, you’ll pay. I’ll take everything, every penny you ever earned or ever will earn. I’m going to get the house, the kids, the pensions and 401K, all our investments. Then I’m going to make you pay alimony and child support til our children are 35! That will teach you! Wait ‘til my lawyer gets his hands on you, you’ll be begging to come home and apologize. But I love you. I’ll always love you. Just stay here. I’ll change, I swear it. I’ll get different medications...
72 posted on
07/08/2012 7:12:56 PM PDT by
ottbmare
(The OTTB Mare)
To: gun_supporter
Libertarian today. Scientologist tomorrow.
73 posted on
07/08/2012 7:13:05 PM PDT by
Harley
To: gun_supporter
>> I’ve become annoyed with all of you as a Libertarian and want out.
As a Conservative Libertarian, I take exception to your misguided complaint. We are for small govt here. Wondering what the problem is...
Self-described Libertarians that reject Conservatism often support killing nascent life, and state prosecution of those that do not support homosexual “marriage”. No doubt this is the real reason for your departure.
75 posted on
07/08/2012 7:14:10 PM PDT by
Gene Eric
(Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
To: gun_supporter
Before you leave make me a samich bitch
76 posted on
07/08/2012 7:14:25 PM PDT by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: gun_supporter
I've become annoyed with all of you...You are all great people
So, if we were to behave badly, would that help?
78 posted on
07/08/2012 7:16:03 PM PDT by
Engraved-on-His-hands
(Mitt Romney is a handbasket driver. I refuse to ride.)
To: gun_supporter
Please dont leave me
My heart hurts so much
I know that Ive act stupid
When I see you far away
I wish that I could play cupid
I want you so badly
This is what Im seeking
But so sadly
Your heart is somewhere leaking
If I go the distance
Ill be right where I belong
Your existence
Is all that keeps me strong
Please dont leave me
Maybe we will find a way
I know that I have hurt you
But please I want you to stay
79 posted on
07/08/2012 7:17:23 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: gun_supporter
To: gun_supporter
I've become annoyed with all of you Gosh, and I never even noticed you before you were zotted.
82 posted on
07/08/2012 7:21:08 PM PDT by
lonevoice
(Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
To: gun_supporter
Simply post that you trust: Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, George W , Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain and all pro life groups choice in 2012 against Obama.
83 posted on
07/08/2012 7:21:27 PM PDT by
NoLibZone
(We must get down on our knees each day and thank God that McCain/Palin didn't win in '08. Right?)
To: gun_supporter
Q. What does a libertarian say just before he dies?
A. “Hey everybody! Watch me!”
86 posted on
07/08/2012 7:23:33 PM PDT by
davius
(You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
To: gun_supporter
Things that make you go "Hmmmmm!"
To: gun_supporter
Here's your valuable parting gift. Come back when you're feeling better.
89 posted on
07/08/2012 7:27:59 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: gun_supporter; windcliff
90 posted on
07/08/2012 7:27:59 PM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: gun_supporter; darkwing104; TheOldLady
See #28. Mr. Thompson performed the chore himself.
91 posted on
07/08/2012 7:30:49 PM PDT by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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