President Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?

http://nymag.com ^ | June 22 2012 | Dan Amira

[Para-Ord.45]

Just a few days after announcing that his administration would no longer deport about 800,000 young illegal immigrants, you would think that President Obama would be received as something of a hero by NALEO, the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, before whom Obama is giving a speech this afternoon in Orlando. But the Secret Service wasn't taking any chances. As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."

"There's a reason why there are no knives at your table & the forks WILL be collected..I'm not joking" says NALEO host re: Secret Service

Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) June 22, 2012

Why was it determined that Obama and forks can no longer coexist peacefully? Did the Secret Service pick up some intelligence on an unspecified fork threat to the president? We have contacted them for answers, and we will report back to you as soon as possible.

[spokeshave]

I believe the term for that is “culinary challenged”

[UCANSEE2]

Well.... since Hillary already stole the WH silverware, Michelle was just trying to ‘one up her’ by having SS agents steal some Latino silverware .

[null and void]

Are sporks OK?

[UCANSEE2]

This was in Florida. They want to make it hard for anybody to try to eat the President.

Zombies use silverware?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Did the silverware meet the standards of King Louis XIV?

Round tips, dull blades, rounded fork tips.

Then what's the problem? Is Obama better than THE SUN KING?

[mardi59]

I heard you can use your fingers to eat a dog !

[UCANSEE2]

You’d think that they would take offense to being “disarmed”.

They should have told Obama that they all left their dogs at home, so they would be 'safe'.

[tet68]

I bet it was the dreaded Fork Weasle that has
them all in a tizzy.

I seen a fella get stabbed with a fork once in a
mess hall, he was just a little quick reaching for
someones fried chicken.

Maybe the FBI intercepted a garbled communication
about telling Obama to get forked.

[UCANSEE2]

Bambi may be the kind of guy people might want to “fork”

Well... he was popular at the Chicago Bath House.

[tet68]

Obama probably figured he was going to have to
spoon feed his followers his lies so why not
start there.

[UCANSEE2]

SO...if they have a National Chinese Elected Officials Dinner, will they expect the Chinese to eat with their fingers?

You could put a guy's eye out with that.

[Oztrich Boy]

Pretty much everyone thinks Obama’s going to be forked.

[Kirkwood]

Scared to death of his own liberal pals. Apparently fear smells a lot like bean burritos.

[UCANSEE2]

The FORK of EVOLVING TRUTH.

[Talisker]

"There's a reason why there are no knives at your table & the forks WILL be collected..I'm not joking" says NALEO host re: Secret Service

Hell no they're not joking - and you wouldn't either if you were them.

They've got a serious problem.

[lonevoice]

Obozo has his security detail take pre-emptive action so that he won’t be stabbed with forks by marauding Hispanics. Yet another bit of evidence that he’s totally losing his mind.

[sheik yerbouty]

The SS agents are afraid that his Feculence might fork himself!

[sheik yerbouty]

That’s OK, her insignificant other will eat the dog..

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Latinos with knives are very dangerous!

If one had attacked the Prez he should have just pulled his razor out of his shoe and we would have really seen some fun! Oh wait! The Prez is a wussy boy.