[Carriage Hill]

Heck, we all knew this was coming once the *soda ban* was imposed. It was just a matter of time until the socialist "citizen rulers" came out in full-force, and here they are. You got what/whom you voted for, New Yorkers! Welcome to Hell! The floodgates are wide open!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

But heroin is ok.

How many free syringes does the city give out each year?

[Rocky]

First they came for the soda drinkers,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a soda drinker.

Then they came for the popcorn eaters,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a popcorn eater.

Then they came for the milk shake drinkers,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a milk shake drinker.

Then they came for the cheeseburger eaters and there was no one left to speak out for me.