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1 posted on 06/12/2012 7:47:41 AM PDT by massmike
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Salve

LOL LOL my, my.

I assume they have not changed dippers for boys have they?

Hey friends they want to do it, we as man now have a right to go to woman bathroom and amuse ourselves sitting on a toilet and listen to opera or some cool techno dance song LOL

This is just stupid.

Merci


26 posted on 06/12/2012 8:04:09 AM PDT by MCSP2008 (Romanian native > ESL)
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The first ten years of my adult life I was single and quickly learned that a bathroom is much easier to clean and smells better if you sit rather than stand.


27 posted on 06/12/2012 8:04:09 AM PDT by W. W. SMITH (Maybe the horse will learn to sing)
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Remove the urinals and I'll just use the sink.
28 posted on 06/12/2012 8:04:09 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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Are they also going to order women not to hover?


29 posted on 06/12/2012 8:06:21 AM PDT by tbpiper
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Stand up Chuck. OOPS.


30 posted on 06/12/2012 8:06:34 AM PDT by certrtwngnut (It's not the people who vote that count, it's the people who count the votes. (Josef Stalin))
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I am pretty certain that Barack Hussein Soetoro Kardashian Obama already sits down to urinate.


32 posted on 06/12/2012 8:09:18 AM PDT by Astronaut
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How does one say “Go piss up a flagpole” in Swedish?


33 posted on 06/12/2012 8:09:33 AM PDT by Stosh
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Any idiot can pee sitting down. A real man can poo standing up.


36 posted on 06/12/2012 8:12:17 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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If I tried to sit down when taking a leak, I’d likely fall off the porch backwards............ ;-)


38 posted on 06/12/2012 8:15:09 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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Hmm.. you mean, they now check if people are sitting or standing?

Strange goings on.


39 posted on 06/12/2012 8:15:44 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (nobody gives me warheads anyway))
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Zee sooppurters ooff zee mushun seeed seetting dooreeng ureeneshun elsu hes medeecel beneffeets, incloodeeng redooceeng zee reesk ooff prustete-a prublems und leedeeng tu a heeltheeer und lunger sex leeffe-a.

Ooleff Svensun steted: “A beeg murun und a leettle-a murun vere-a seetting oon a breedge-a. Zee beeg oone-a fell ooffff boot zee oozeer deed nut becoose-a he-a ves a leettle-a mure-a oon. Bork bork bork!”
“Beffure-a thet thuoogh, zee beeg oone-a seeed tu zee leettle-a oone-a, `Zee veter soore-a is culd, ih?’ Und zee leettle-a oone-a seeed, “Ja. Und deep tuu!”
Unyvey, seetting veell keep Svedee frum luseeng zee ver, iff ve-a ifer hed uny, und it keeps yuoor speene-a frum coorfeeng und heur frum grooeeng oon yuoor pelms. Um gesh dee bork, bork!”
Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Svensun ves iscurted evey und ....


41 posted on 06/12/2012 8:18:48 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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Be like Dad
Not like Sis
Stand up when
You take a piss


43 posted on 06/12/2012 8:20:00 AM PDT by DFG ("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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Part of it is cultural.

Most German and Japanese men sit to piss.

45 posted on 06/12/2012 8:22:14 AM PDT by Theoria (Rush Limbaugh: Ron Paul sounds like an Islamic terrorist)
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“...sitting during urination also has medical benefits, including reducing the risk of prostate problems and leading to a healthier and longer sex life.”

I need to see the medical research that suggests sitting has beneficial effects on the prostate. Sounds like the Pee Party is short a male chromosone.


47 posted on 06/12/2012 8:25:53 AM PDT by miele man
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You fail Manhood 101 if your wife makes you pee sitting down.


48 posted on 06/12/2012 8:25:53 AM PDT by AU72
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Well, there’s always the sink ...


49 posted on 06/12/2012 8:29:25 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (I can see November from Wisconsin)
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Hard to believe these people used to be Vikings.


51 posted on 06/12/2012 8:31:42 AM PDT by Argus
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Jeez Louise!...Is this what Sweden is dealing with? No wonder the Muzzies are overrunning Europe!


52 posted on 06/12/2012 8:32:16 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Mothers Against Peeing Standing UP
53 posted on 06/12/2012 8:33:05 AM PDT by the_daug
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I bet there are some carcinogens in the little cakes in the urinals, so there’s probably a medical/legal reason why you can’t sit in a urinal. /s


54 posted on 06/12/2012 8:36:10 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (Anybody but Obama.)
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