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Confirmed: Superman might be gay
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| May 21, 2012
| Allahpundit
Posted on 05/22/2012 5:00:00 AM PDT by BO Stinkss
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In 1976 I had an argument with my childhood friend Fat Larry about who was the best super hero. He argued for the Hulk and I supported Superman. I left in a huff after Larry blurted out "Superman's a fag!" If you are out there reading this larry, I apoligize. The Hulk rules.
To: BO Stinkss
It won’t be Supes. Lois Lane will be too ticked off. It’ll either be Jimmy Olsen or Wonder Woman.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:03:26 AM PDT
by
Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
To: BO Stinkss
Maybe DC comics should change its name to AC/DC comics,
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:03:48 AM PDT
by
magellan
To: BO Stinkss
I dunno, Aquaman always seemed kinda fishy to me. And lets not even start on Wonder Woman.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:04:01 AM PDT
by
Hugin
("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
To: BO Stinkss
Well, that’s got to suck for the Kryptonians. The last hope for the continuation of their species, and he’s gay.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:06:42 AM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: Hugin
“And lets not even start on Wonder Woman.”
That’s right. She did come from an Island of only women.
To: Timber Rattler
Batman. Lives with his “male ward” Robin, and the butler. NO girlfriend, not even a beard. Wears tights.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:07:31 AM PDT
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: BO Stinkss
Cool!
Next year, the first super-hero pedophile "comes out"...
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:07:48 AM PDT
by
kiryandil
(turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
To: BO Stinkss
Larry Niven answered this question decades ago (”Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”). Superman, despite his human appearance is an alien species. A Homo Sapiens woman would be as attractive to him as a chimpanzee would be to a Homo Sapies. Wrong phermones, among other things.
Now it is possible that given a long-enough isolation from his own kind, Superman might develop . . . ah . . . outlets. But it would be as “natural” as a human male developing a crush on a chimp. Not that there is anything wrong with that — as they would say on Seinfield.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:08:29 AM PDT
by
No Truce With Kings
(Ten years on FreeRepublic and counting.)
To: BO Stinkss; The_Victor; absolootezer0; RockinRight
Superman is not gay. Try this link for the true explanation of his problems.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4LTAQ4G91Nw/TVVOHeCi6uI/AAAAAAAAAec/5KFbOrXKoNA/s1600/42657.jpg&imgrefurl=http://perlishell79.blogspot.com/2011/02/man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex.html&h=309&w=320&sz=58&tbnid=mNeaE3BavtzNQM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=118&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dman%2Bof%2Bsteel%2Bwoman%2Bof%2Bkleenex%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=man+of+steel+woman+of+kleenex&hl=en&usg=__ki5K-ptMjqG6A7V1-76Pkx-ny4E=&sa=X&ei=sYG7T8eTHISk8QT8gL2TCg&ved=0CCIQ9QEwBw
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:10:18 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: PzLdr
Don’t think so-—Bruce Wayne maintains that playboy reputation, bedding any hot chick who catches his eye.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:10:44 AM PDT
by
Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
To: nuke rocketeer
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:11:20 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: BO Stinkss
Aquaman sucks fish pee
To: BO Stinkss
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:13:04 AM PDT
by
John W
(Viva Cristo Rey!)
To: BO Stinkss
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:13:59 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(Spike Lee's films are boring and unoriginal.)
To: BO Stinkss
http://www.superdickery.com has a great collection of gay moments in comic history. Batman and Wonder Woman take the cake. Let’s hope there’s no latent damage from all that subliminal exposure in our yoot!
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:15:25 AM PDT
by
printhead
(Standard & Poor - Poor is the new standard.)
To: Timber Rattler
I’m thinking it’s Shazam!!! Add a lisp to that and you got yourself one happy superhero.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:15:25 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Would you rather eat dog food or cat food? Guess it's Romney 2012.)
To: BO Stinkss
Doesn’t matter which one comes out of the closet.
The second they reveal, I end my patronage of all Super hero movies.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:15:49 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live athrough it anyway)
To: BO Stinkss
The Hulk rules. If you haven't been to see The Avengers yet, it's worth the price of a ticket. The Hulk steals the entire movie.
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:19:28 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: No Truce With Kings
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posted on
05/22/2012 5:22:23 AM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(If found, please return this Ring of Power to Sauron, Lord of Darkness. Return postage guaranteed.)
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