After you’ve looked the other way to fill the ranks with convicted felons to kill Arabs, I guess now that we don’t need them anymore we’re back to “raising the bar”...
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Put/chuck him in the long boat till he’s sober.
Put him in the long-boat and make him bale her.
What shall we do with a drunken soldier?
Put/lock him in the guard room ‘til he gets sober.
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
Pull out the plug and wet him all over
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under
Heave him by the leg in a runnin’ bowline.
Scrape the hair off his chest with a hoop-iron razor.
Give ‘im a dose of salt and water.
Stick on his back a mustard plaster.
Keep him there and make ‘im bale ‘er.
Give ‘im a taste of the bosun’s rope-end.
What’ll we do with a Limejuice skipper?
Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper.
What shall we do with the Queen o’ Sheba?
What shall we do with the Virgin Mary?
I’m glad I retired 10 years ago. I wouldn’t last 6 months in today’s navy.