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"The illegals I met last night."
Self | 1/1/2012 | Bern Pearson

Posted on 01/01/2012 8:10:22 AM PST by Gen.Blather

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To: fanfan; Darksheare; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster; All

It is always somewhat comforting to know that Someone Else is experiencing Happenings that are much more dire than my own.

At least it gives me a chance to comiserate with those who have less in common with the Street People.

(If I have hurt your feelings, it was totally unintentional. Either that, or you really MUST develop thicker skin!)


301 posted on 01/03/2012 7:12:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (Where is a recovery CD when I need one?)
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To: Grizzled Bear

“***Grins and waves*** “ Smarter than the average bear! (Are the Yogi Bear cartoons before your time?)


302 posted on 01/03/2012 7:26:30 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Somehow, I can’t imagine Life Before Yogi Bear.

Or Loopy the Lion and Hardy Har Har.

Or Garfield Goose.

And to think my son got all of this, and hockey, too, through osmosis! I guess it’s a good thing I listened to classical music or he would have been born with a beer in his hand and saying, “Here! Hold this and watch this trick!”


303 posted on 01/03/2012 7:39:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Where is a recovery CD when I need one?)
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To: Monkey Face
you really MUST develop thicker skin!

The instructions that came with the belt sander said that 200 grit would yield adequate callouses. Maybe the grit ratings aren't standardized or it's just product puffery.

When Lowe's opens in the morning I'll buy some 80 grit. But there's gonna be some blood for a couple of weeks (I know, I know: my tagline).

304 posted on 01/03/2012 7:47:39 PM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Your Lowe’s closes??? You most likely dont live in Las Vegas Valley....

;o]

I should be asleep. I have to walk to Walmart again in the morning. It’s good for the weight loss, but my poor knees are revolting.


305 posted on 01/03/2012 8:04:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (Where is a recovery CD when I need one?)
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To: Monkey Face

We share preferences—how divine! Do you ever walk around singing, “Winky Dink and you, Winky Dink and me”?


306 posted on 01/03/2012 8:08:05 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy

No, but often, “The Teddy Bears Picnic” broadsides me, and I wander around trying to minimize the effect it has on my ability to think rationally...


307 posted on 01/03/2012 8:14:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Where is a recovery CD when I need one?)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

“...we’ll all have nightmares!” I’d like to substitute Darks-induced nightmares for the ones I have now.


308 posted on 01/03/2012 8:30:39 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Darksheare
Illegals here, against the law, are okay if they’re polite and nice.
Awww, isn’t that just SO SAD.
*Chorus of “SO SAD”*

awwwwwwww....that changes everything then.

309 posted on 01/03/2012 8:34:20 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Darksheare

You’re not bad luck. You have been affected by bad juju.


310 posted on 01/03/2012 8:48:54 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Monkey Face

Uh oh. Now, I’m going to do my chores singing the “Teddy Bears Picnic.” Lots of marvelous things to eat, and wonderful games to play....
Please, give me another song to replace it! Anything. Gregorian chant is fine. Please....


311 posted on 01/03/2012 9:03:49 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Monkey Face

Nevermind. I’ve just replaced it w/Gene Autrey’s “Big Rock Candy Mountain” with chocolate bars all tacked to the stars....


312 posted on 01/03/2012 9:06:08 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy

313 posted on 01/04/2012 3:52:51 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough for this.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. Achoo.


314 posted on 01/04/2012 4:33:15 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough for this.)
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To: Tax-chick
Achoo.

Bless you.

315 posted on 01/04/2012 5:17:54 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Thank you. I had a cat on the keyboard, right under my nose!

How are you today?


316 posted on 01/04/2012 5:37:16 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough for this.)
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To: Tax-chick

Praying for a blessing. Not expecting a blessing unless I go out and help myself to one. About to become busy seeking that blessing, while I pray. Pray you are well, and may you have a wonderful day!


317 posted on 01/04/2012 5:43:13 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I’m doing fine, thank you. I hope your day turns out according to your very best expectations.


318 posted on 01/04/2012 5:44:40 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough for this.)
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To: Tax-chick

Glad you are doing fine, and thank you for the hope for my day.


319 posted on 01/04/2012 5:46:19 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Hard to tell.
The grumbling rugs all have a variable appearance.
What would be an indicator is that Xagthrath scuttles along on the floor, lays still to appear to be a rug, hangs out behind appliances, and is an elder creature of legend.


320 posted on 01/04/2012 5:47:40 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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