Police: Cavity search produces 50 bags of heroin (you'll never guess where)

http://hosted2.ap.org/PAGRE/66bc2f9a3d2c4fefb75ef3e307414255/Article_2011-03-21-Cavity%20Search-Drugs/id-762eff985db44e7296ebcfabc3ab59cb ^

[savedbygrace]

It’s always in the last place you look.

[CitizenM]

$51.22

I wonder who paid her the .22 cents. Cheap trick.

[null and void]

My heroine!

[NELSON111]

CRUD....you beat me to the mandatory “LAZ would hit it” post....

[katana]

The officer at the scene of the accident thought something fishy was going on.

[ken5050]

Laz would hit it...

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

This calls for some poetry:

A drug dealer who didn’t want to get caught
Put a bunch of dope in her twat
She told them it’s true
That’s there’s more than a few
And that’s not all that I got

[tacticalogic]

If you did “hit it”, how would you know?

[WinMod70]

“It was not clear if she had an attorney.”

Are they still searching?

[MissMagnolia]

The next “place” the TSA will be focusing on .......

[FixitGuy]

Doctor," That's the biggest v----- I've ever seen...That's the biggest v----- I've ever seen!"

Patient/Smuggler: "You didn't have to repeat it!

Doctor: "I didn't..I didn't!"

[Hardraade]

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

...and a cash register...

[csmusaret]

All of them.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Other items recovered.

[paulcissa]

find my keys and we’ll drive out.......

George Carlin?

[frithguild]

Going

Going

Gone

Guilty.

[Red in Blue PA]

LOL!

[Charles Martel]

*ECHO-Echo-echo...* ping. :-)

(yes, I know it's a repeat thread, but...)

[skimbell]

Yeah, but 54 bags...

[TaxPayer2000]

‘72 Chevy Nova — burnt orange —

It ended up here in California, we drove it around a few years in the late 80's, until someone wrecked it.....we left it on the side of the road....I think its still there....