A naked pic of Big Sis would certainly get me to turn back at the border.
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To: SonOfDarkSkies
I hear they avoid pork, too...
Here is the border security force!
27 posted on
12/09/2010 12:50:04 PM PST by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
If this is going to be the new immigration strategy we use, I am happy that we have the team we do:
31 posted on
12/09/2010 12:54:10 PM PST by
earlJam
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Give me enough ammo and a few Danish topless women and I will rid Denmark of Islam. Sounds like a great gig.
33 posted on
12/09/2010 12:55:01 PM PST by
Frantzie
To: SonOfDarkSkies
This thread is relevant to my interests.
To: SonOfDarkSkies
“A few weeks ago, Peter Skaarup had a novel idea for how to keep violent Muslim extremists out of Demark: greet them at the border with topless ladies.”
How about an army of Gurkhas armed with M-16’s and Garands?
40 posted on
12/09/2010 1:02:43 PM PST by
ZULU
(No nation which tried to tolerate Islam escaped Islamization.)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
No, but this will.
41 posted on
12/09/2010 1:03:30 PM PST by
ari-freedom
(Happy Chanuka!)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
The Danish border patrol would be inundated with applications - from guys.
To: SonOfDarkSkies
This is the Left’s notion of what “freedom” is all about—nude sunbathing. Also: killing babies.
How about putting down a road at the border, fifty feet wide—made of Korans. Every immigrant has to cross the road on foot, and stomp on Korans all the way. Better yet: after coating his feet with pig lard.
Every immigrant who has a problem with that can go back home.
48 posted on
12/09/2010 1:16:38 PM PST by
Arthur McGowan
(In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Heavy metal music for the first 5 miles might work.
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Danes think breasts can solve almost any social problem (well, can't they?).
Type "Speed Bandits Denmark" into a search engine to see the Danish approach to automobile speeders (warning, not necessarily SFW).
52 posted on
12/09/2010 1:26:24 PM PST by
Martin Tell
(ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
How about a simple NEW RULE: No Muslims Allowed.
It would be good for Denmark to enact it.
It would be GREAT for the US to enact it.
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Has anyone snagged the Carolina Pork Barbecue franchise there next to the hotties?
57 posted on
12/09/2010 1:43:25 PM PST by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Titles like this make me wish the “Number of views” counter would return.
60 posted on
12/09/2010 1:59:35 PM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(Whether corruption is in politics, science, education, research, etc., always follow the money.)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Okay, Hussein, browse this copy of Playboy for fifteen minutes, then finish off this bag of pork rinds, and your Danish Green Card will be waiting for you out at the frond desk...
To: SonOfDarkSkies
65 posted on
12/09/2010 2:13:09 PM PST by
RichInOC
("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible...")
To: SonOfDarkSkies
Make them rub pig fat tanning lotion on those topless ladies too as an additional deterrent.
71 posted on
12/09/2010 2:43:29 PM PST by
MrDem
(Founder: Democrats for Cheney/Palin 2012)
To: SonOfDarkSkies
According to Skaarup, footage of topless women would help emphasize the point that Denmark is an open, free, liberal-minded society, and that hard-line Muslims may want to reconsider their decision to move there.Pfft. They'll just demand the ladies cover their faces.
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