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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^
| 06/29/10
| Jim Hoft
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I have two bottles of Champagne I've been saving - one for when algore goes down and one for when the Unicorn does. My DH thought it was wishful thinking, but I've moved the first bottle from the cellar to the kitchen...soon, it will taste so good! Like the tears of Scott Tenorman...
Hopefully some day I can drink the second one, too!
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:42:28 PM PDT
by
meowmeow
(In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Well, you can’t make this stuff can you?
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:42:45 PM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The Sex Poodle needs to be let out.
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:44:28 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: SlowBoat407
He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.ROFLMAO!!
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:50:10 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
![](http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:oK1JdE24JTGAUM:http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/al-gore-speech.gif)
![](http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Tn1P05Vs8M5lDM:http://www.asgard-magic.org/images/chakras.jpg)
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"pleading for release of his second chakra there."
![](http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6h_XOENk_AiDSM:http://home.att.net/~alanj.hall/AlGoreAndGlowingOrb.JPG)
![](http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OMs42vqKxwc8nM:http://perusals.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/chakras-ii.jpg)
You just knew Gore would end up on The X-Files...
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
![](http://reason.com/assets/mc/mwelch/2009_11/clinton_laughing.jpg)
"The old Second Chakra line, what a DOUCHE! That boy is dumber than dirt. Didn't learn a thing I taught him."
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:54:22 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
To: STARWISE; onyx; penelopesire; maggief; Dog
Just in case you missed the “omgyoucannotbeserious” ping for the day ;)
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:56:53 PM PDT
by
SE Mom
(Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
To: netmilsmom
LOL! I stand corrected. Chakra 1 covers the rectum, but I doubt he was talking abut his perpetual constipation. :-)
To: matt1234
![](http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/bush_gore_071116_mn.jpg)
"Shock and Awe" v. "Chakra and Aura"
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:06:22 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
To: matt1234
I’ll take the ‘Shock & Awe’ hands down.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
LOL. Just...LOL.
"An inconvenient Chakra"
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:16:47 PM PDT
by
Mamzelle
(Cameras, cameras--never forget to bring your cameras)
To: ilovesarah2012
To: netmilsmom
I heard speculation by Michael Medved, that this was the 0bama Regime’s tactic to deal with a threat from the Left wing of the Party.
This is an incident from four years ago.
Why the release of info now ?
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:20:57 PM PDT
by
happygrl
(Continuing to predict that 0bama will resign)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:22:44 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Another technique for releasing the second Chakra is to devour a huge platter of greasy pork barbecue.
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:27:08 PM PDT
by
Brad from Tennessee
(A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
To: happygrl
Kerry - release the 180.
Gore - release the 2nd chakra.
To: Constitution Day
![](http://www.angieandpaulie.com/wedding_images/nuke.jpg)
Not only are his chakra's jammed, he's breathing out of the wrong eyelid.
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:31:18 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: indylindy
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:32:52 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
To: Rebelbase
I can just see Clinton laughing his butt off and thinking “That boy could never run with the big dog!”
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posted on
06/29/2010 1:33:00 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
That is way more of “Nuke” than I needed to see this afternoon!
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