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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^
| 06/29/10
| Jim Hoft
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Quite helpful for Algore to identify the location of his 2d Chakra area, lodged, as it is, in the dark, dank and musty confines of his pannicular folds.
To: stylecouncilor
To: maggief
To: maggief
Sort fits with the Tennessee Vol orange colors. Gives new meaning to their incessant yammerings of ol “Rocky Top”
To: Col Frank Slade
No controlling chakra authority...
ROFL!
To: TigersEye
I think I would have banged him over the head with the massage table. That poor woman, but I bet that happens quite a bit when you give massages. She should have some stinging oil to pour over old nasty pigs like Gore.
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:25:16 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
(Merda taurorum animas conturbit......)
To: Snickering Hound
You are the second FReeper to post this.
What does it mean?
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; little jeremiah
This sounds like a script for a Broadway musical —
“Please, release my second Chakra...”
“Somewhere, under my chakra...”
“The Chakra Man Can...”
“Seventy-six chak-ras held a big parade, while a poodle with horns made her touch his hair...”
“Chakralot!”
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:26:59 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:27:27 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: a fool in paradise
I've heard you can get your second Chakra with this
product.
To: Revolting cat!
A spoonful will loosen your chakras...
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:30:01 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: netmilsmom
Makes me wonder if this is the lefts way of getting rid of Al without giving a nod to the Hide the Decline heroes.Do you think she was hired by Hill'n'Bill? or by The One? or by the Saudis? or by George Soros?
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:30:11 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
To: Revolting cat!
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:31:40 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Anyone can fib. It takes an intellectual to tell a really big lie.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Sure Al wasn't talking about cha cha?
To: Personal Responsibility
I think Gore went certifiably crazy after losing in 2000. Im not trying to insult him by saying that. I think he really has gone crazy.I've said the same thing about McQueeg after his release from capture.
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:32:15 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
Poodles have Chakras? Who knew?
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:33:25 PM PDT
by
ShandaLear
(The price of Obamacare? 30 pieces of silver.)
To: Revolting cat!
Joanie Loves Chakra!
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:34:40 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: matt1234
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:35:11 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I hope albore is so humiliated that he never shows his face in public again. Of course I don't expect that will happen.
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posted on
06/29/2010 12:38:05 PM PDT
by
Ditter
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