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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Quite helpful for Algore to identify the location of his 2d Chakra area, lodged, as it is, in the dark, dank and musty confines of his pannicular folds.


141 posted on 06/29/2010 12:20:16 PM PDT by Plutarch
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To: stylecouncilor

That is soooo wrong.


142 posted on 06/29/2010 12:20:49 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: maggief

Sockra, lol.


143 posted on 06/29/2010 12:23:47 PM PDT by i_dont_chat
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To: maggief

Sort fits with the Tennessee Vol orange colors. Gives new meaning to their incessant yammerings of ol “Rocky Top”


144 posted on 06/29/2010 12:23:47 PM PDT by miele man
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To: Col Frank Slade
No controlling chakra authority...

ROFL!

145 posted on 06/29/2010 12:25:03 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: TigersEye

I think I would have banged him over the head with the massage table. That poor woman, but I bet that happens quite a bit when you give massages. She should have some stinging oil to pour over old nasty pigs like Gore.


146 posted on 06/29/2010 12:25:16 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Merda taurorum animas conturbit......)
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To: Snickering Hound
You are the second FReeper to post this.

What does it mean?

147 posted on 06/29/2010 12:26:17 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; little jeremiah

This sounds like a script for a Broadway musical —

“Please, release my second Chakra...”

“Somewhere, under my chakra...”

“The Chakra Man Can...”

“Seventy-six chak-ras held a big parade, while a poodle with horns made her touch his hair...”

“Chakralot!”


148 posted on 06/29/2010 12:26:59 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

149 posted on 06/29/2010 12:27:27 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: a fool in paradise
I've heard you can get your second Chakra with this product.
150 posted on 06/29/2010 12:27:53 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!
A spoonful will loosen your chakras...


151 posted on 06/29/2010 12:30:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: netmilsmom
Makes me wonder if this is the lefts way of getting rid of Al without giving a nod to the “Hide the Decline” heroes.

Do you think she was hired by Hill'n'Bill? or by The One? or by the Saudis? or by George Soros?

152 posted on 06/29/2010 12:30:11 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Revolting cat!

Fess up! Did it work?


153 posted on 06/29/2010 12:30:47 PM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.


154 posted on 06/29/2010 12:31:40 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Anyone can fib. It takes an intellectual to tell a really big lie.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Sure Al wasn't talking about cha cha?


155 posted on 06/29/2010 12:32:07 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Personal Responsibility
I think Gore went certifiably crazy after losing in 2000. I’m not trying to insult him by saying that. I think he really has gone crazy.

I've said the same thing about McQueeg after his release from capture.

156 posted on 06/29/2010 12:32:15 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Poodles have Chakras? Who knew?


157 posted on 06/29/2010 12:33:25 PM PDT by ShandaLear (The price of Obamacare? 30 pieces of silver.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Joanie Loves Chakra!


158 posted on 06/29/2010 12:34:40 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: matt1234

159 posted on 06/29/2010 12:35:11 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I hope albore is so humiliated that he never shows his face in public again. Of course I don't expect that will happen.
160 posted on 06/29/2010 12:38:05 PM PDT by Ditter
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