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Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds
©2010 The Cornell Daily Sun. ^
| May 7, 2010
| By Eliza LaJoie
Posted on 05/07/2010 7:50:42 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: TChris
Shouldn’t the out-of-shape waitresses be able to compensate for their lack of looks with their increased knowledge of dessert trays?
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:08:31 AM PDT
by
Callahan
To: Behind Liberal Lines
ELAINE: Anyway there’s at least four of them, and they’re all huge. And one is bigger than the next. It’s like a Russ Meyer movie.
FRED: Who’s Russ Meyer?
ELAINE: Oh, he’s this guy who made these terrible movies in the 70’s with these kinds of women. He’s obsessed. He’s obsessed with breasts. That’s hard to say.
FRED: Anyway, go on.
ELAINE: Um... Well, there’s not really much more to tell. He was looking for waitresses, and I went in to apply for the job. And, he looked me up and down and he rejected me.
FRED: (to a guy in the hall at the water cooler machine) Paul. Come in for a second. I want you to listen to this.
PAUL: (to Elaine) Hi.
ELAINE: Hi.
FRED: Paul, woman here claims there’s a restaurant on the West side that’s only hiring large-breasted women.
PAUL: (to Elaine) Really?
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:08:37 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
To: WakeUpAndVote
Here at FR, we look down on cleavage!
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:08:38 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(Toots meet Titts. Titts, Toots.)
To: The_Victor
Highly tipped waitstaff.
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:08:55 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
...surveyed 374 waitresses about their perceived sexiness, breast size and other physical characteristics and correlated these results with the amount of tips the waitresses received...How does this make it past any kind of peer review?
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:10:17 AM PDT
by
TankerKC
(R.I.P. Spc Trevor A. Win'E American Hero)
To: jimbo123
WOW! Look at these knockers!
66
posted on
05/07/2010 8:10:38 AM PDT
by
WakeUpAndVote
(Drill baby, drill!)
To: DennisR
You are something even more important than the Boss, you are the customer
67
posted on
05/07/2010 8:12:11 AM PDT
by
3rd of the 12 CAV
(Socialized medicine is a 10 month wait for a maternity ward)
To: TankerKC
Are you kidding? The other professors were lining up to review the findings.
To: TheThirdRuffian
I like legs more, which probably leaves me out of this “discussion”...
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:12:15 AM PDT
by
benewton
(Life sucks, then you die)
To: rochester_veteran
Yea, I noticed that too in Vegas. But, none ov them were certified.
70
posted on
05/07/2010 8:12:26 AM PDT
by
WakeUpAndVote
(Drill baby, drill!)
To: WakeUpAndVote
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:13:27 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
“Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds”
It gives you something to look at when you’re talking to them.
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:13:28 AM PDT
by
Grunthor
(Over YOUR dead body!)
To: SengirV
What study is next? Is water really wet?
No, the next study is to determine if bears poop in the woods.
73
posted on
05/07/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT
by
VA_Gentleman
("Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented." -Jon Stewart)
To: SnakeDoctor
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT
by
traditional1
("Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Who paid to fund this study of the obvious.
75
posted on
05/07/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT
by
CharacterCounts
(November 4, 2008 - the day America drank the Kool-Aid)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Do larger balls pay off for waiters? Just wondering...
To: TheThirdRuffian
Look at these jugs.
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posted on
05/07/2010 8:14:36 AM PDT
by
WakeUpAndVote
(Drill baby, drill!)
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