I'm not worried about any extra-terrestrial idiot who comes in a contraption like this with no shoes.
Yeah, but your grass will be cut and your leaves raked. :-P
Perhaps there is another reason why Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate, at least on this planet.
Aliens? This is so not news. We already have aliens. They’re called 0bama, Reid, and Pelosi. Alien to the American way of life.
“...Director of interstellar message composition...”
A day in the life:
- Hey, kids, would you take out the garbage on your way out and ... Hello?
- If you are calling from my phone company, then why are you recording this conversation and why do I need to switch?
- Microsoft Mumbai? Hello? Hey, my PC... uh, well OK. Does that come with chapatis or nan?
Yes, but what can they do light years away?
Oh, yeah! The UN would be very helpful defending us against unfriendly aliens. NOT. Like they've pacified all those problems in Africa.
If we’re contacted by intelligent extraterrestrials, the LAST thing we need to do is pull out some United Nations contingency plan in response.
If life on Earth is any indication, predators are at the top of the food chain and are generally more intelligent than their vegetarian colleagues.
Take me to your leader.
Right this way boys.
my bookie coulda told me that... 
I've read this article, although no one claims to have written it, I'm shocked by this comment!
Of course no one has received our message yet, here is why:
Watch the video at Video.Nasa.Gov for a facinating and relatively accurate visual description of what our size is in the universe.
Time pressed? Watch it only from minutes 2:22 to 2:40 (18 seconds) and you'll see how far our transmissions have gone out in the very, very, short time we've been sending them: hardly anywhere.
The transmission had not even put a BLIP on our own galaxy.
Please people you must get a grip on space/time to begin to understand the truth.
"Royal Society" indeed!
UFO PING LIST LEVEL “A”
PLEASE FORGIVE . . . may be an old copy. The only one I’m finding after a computer overhaul and the latest copy scrolling off my latest files used on Word.
IF ANYONE ON THIS LIST HAS ASKED TO BE OFF, PLEASE LET ME KNOW so I can clean up this copy.
Blessings,
Even "respected scientists are capable of profoundly dumb speculation. I have always had a problem with their circular reasoning and extremely limited imagination as evidenced by their thinking inside a very tiny box.
Imagine no other life forms on earth that humans are aware of. What sense does it make to imagine any other potential living creature would be exclusively mammalian, biped and terrestrial? It follows from this that speculation is limited to assuming "life bearing" planets must only exist in planets exactly like ours in terms of distance from their suns, etc. Taint necessarily so.
As for the radio signals not being "answered," give me a break. Radio signals powerful enough to contain meaningful information have only existed for barely a hundred years. For a round trip, not enough time has elapsed to receive a response from even a handful of the nearest stars, which represent an tiny, infinitessimal, almost insignificant percentage of the total stars in 0.001% of the visible universe.
I would not expect a response, if ever, for another millenium, at least.
He has a Polish name: Marek Kukuła...
This translates into English as "Mark Cuckoo".
Cuckoo as in the family of Cuculidae, of near passerine birds.
FWIW. (Don't believe me? Look it up! http://www.TranslatePolish.com ) There is a slash through the "l" which might skew the lookup, so try from English to Polish to see the Polish font result.
Because we all know how competant the UN is!!!
