The Helen Thomas method of birth control — for guys.
Keep this picture of Helen Thomas with you at all times.
Use when “necessary.”
Warning:
Misuse of this picture may result in permanent impotency!
Remember, it only takes a quick peek, at this Helen Thomas picture, to instantly “slacken” any interest you may have had in the opposite sex.
Side effects also include temporary blindness!
Seek medical attention if you experience blindness or impotency, for more than 4 hours.
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Do wonder if this aged apparatchicks has read some of the key items of HR 3200. . Am betting 'not'.