Woo hoo!! Our First Quarter 2009 FReepathon is underway!! (Thread VII)

Click here to pledge your support. Thank you very much! ^ | Jan 27, 2009 | Jim Robinson

[Lady Jag]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. ‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil. ‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’answered the child innocently. ‘You did WHAT???’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise. ‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.’

[roamer]

You can make some.

 

Molly was kind enough to make more brownies and share. (115)

 

[potlatch]

Gives a whole new meaning to the word, lol.

[Lady Jag]

Gives a whole new meaning to the word, lol.

Children often do

A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play with the boys?' Her mother replied, 'No,you can't play with the boys, they're too rough.' The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, 'If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?'

[Lady Jag]

Moll must have read my mind. I’ve been craving gooey chocolate but her to-die-for looking brownies are as close as I’ll get.

[Lady Jag]

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[Lady Jag]

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[Lady Jag]

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[Lady Jag]

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[Lady Jag]

It's not enough to have a dream unless I'm willing to pursue it.
It's not enough to know what's right unless I'm strong enough to do it.
It's not enough to join the crowd, to be acknowledged and accepted.
I must be true to my ideals, even if I'm excluded and rejected.
It's not enough to learn the truth unless I also learn to live it.
It's not enough to reach for love unless I care enough to give it.

[Lady Jag]

What is the treasure of generosity? There is the case of a
disciple of the noble ones, his awareness cleansed of the stain of stinginess, living at home, freely generous, openhanded, delighting
in being magnanimous, responsive to requests, delighting in the
distribution of alms.     This is called the treasure of generosity.

[Lady Jag]

What is the treasure of generosity? There is the case of a
disciple of the noble ones, his awareness cleansed of the stain of
stinginess, living at home, freely generous, openhanded, delighting
in being magnanimous, responsive to requests, delighting in the
distribution of alms.     This is called the treasure of generosity.

[Lady Jag]

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[Lady Jag]

 

Two things they teach Marines:

1. Keep your priorities in order

2. Know when to act without hesitation.

 

A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked
several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there
was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real,  then
I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"  The
lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went
by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."  His
count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to
the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from
his lofty platform. The professor was out cold!  The students were shocked
and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row
and sat silent. The class fell silent.....waiting.  Eventually, the
professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row.
When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What's the
matter with you? Why did you do that?"  The young Marine answered, "God was
busy. He sent me."
One Nation Under God.

 

 

[Lady Jag]

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