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Police Want to Know Who Left Piano in Massachusetts Forest
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| Monday, November 24, 2008
Posted on 11/24/2008 8:09:37 AM PST by Joiseydude
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To: EyeGuy
And everyone just ignores the neglected Viola lingering on the high plateau Pueblo of New Mexico. Neglect? Sorry, there were 4 strings atached.All bowed out.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:31:07 AM PST
by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
To: Joiseydude
Message to hunters——Don’t Shoot Me I’m Only the Piano Player .........
To: Joiseydude
If a piano is played in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, does it make sounds?
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:32:14 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: NavySon
What’s the key to solving this piece?
64
posted on
11/24/2008 8:32:31 AM PST
by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
To: Nateman
65
posted on
11/24/2008 8:32:39 AM PST
by
NavySon
(Liberals: Protecting us from democracy and the Constitution since before anyone can remember...)
To: Joiseydude
66
posted on
11/24/2008 8:32:43 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
To: Sooth2222
Methinks Massachusetts men need some more testosterone. Obviously they have never heard of a piano board. I used to deliver pianos for a living. We never used more than two men to move a piano of any type.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:33:54 AM PST
by
Between the Lines
(I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
To: Joiseydude
Maybe it was Jerry Lee Lewis looking for another of his cousins?
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:35:05 AM PST
by
FrankR
(Where's Waldo ([W]here [A]re [L]egal [D]ocuments [O]bama? (i.e. birth certificate))
To: Joiseydude
Let me ask the obvious: Can’t they dust the keys for finger prints?
To: Joiseydude
Who left a piano in the middle of the woods?
Tony Soprono
left a piano
with a socio
de guasto
70
posted on
11/24/2008 8:36:45 AM PST
by
RedMonqey
(Embracing my "Inner Redneck")
To: Joiseydude
Trying to summon a Nordstrom’s, maybe?
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:36:56 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
To: Joiseydude
If a piano plays in a forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
LOL!
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:37:14 AM PST
by
Redbob
(W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?)
To: Sooth2222
It took more than six men?
Men?
Hmmmppphhh
The Massachusetts area has something like a thousand institutions of higher? education in an extremely small radius.
It never occurs that out of all those 18 - 25 year olds, from every country on planet earth, having been rid of trhe bonds of Mom or Dad or Sharia or whatever .... Someone might get drunk and just do something?
We always called it impromptu geurila theater ... other less imaginative took road trips.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:38:43 AM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: A_Tradition_Continues
They were going to bring the piano Bach to the police station, but it baroque. If you want to in choir how, it fell of a clef. They’re still trying to figure out who would duet, and how to find hymn. It turns out they couldn’t arrest the guy, because he was A Minor. They told hymn to refrain from doing it again. Overall he was A Sharp kid.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:39:38 AM PST
by
NavySon
(Liberals: Protecting us from democracy and the Constitution since before anyone can remember...)
To: Joiseydude
Who puts a piano in the woods? Some sort of wussy metro-sexual woodland creature: you know, a metro-gnome.
To: Sooth2222
Agree, my wife recently bought a second hand, baby grand piano, and 2 guys moved if from the previous owner’s home to ours. There was a 3rd guy with them, but he did little, if any, of the lifting.
Even if the piano in the woods was a grand, I can’t see it taking 3 times as much manpower...unless this was a government operation.
To: Joiseydude
Harwich is on Cape Cod...Check the Kennedy compound...the ‘missing’ piano report may have been ‘delayed....
To: FreeAmerica2009
Ya beat me by 11 seconds!
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:42:17 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspell)
To: massgopguy
Reminds me of Oppernokkity.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:42:34 AM PST
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: Joiseydude
The piano is heavy and it took more than a half dozen men to load it
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Ha! It only me and my brother (two WV men) what it took "more than a half dozen" wimpy MA guys to do when we moved an identical piano a couple years ago. (Guess they finally found it..)
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