[pierrem15]

Sounds like a bum ‘wrap’ to me...

[Revolting cat!]

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue
Wrap your darling as a present from you
Pretty pencils to write I love you
Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue

[Revolting cat!]

1,500-pound bale of paper

Actually, the bale was only 1,325 pounds of paper!

[mlocher]

The body was found at Hamilton Manufacturing Inc. in Twin Falls, but investigators said the paper bale came from the Boise area, more than 100 miles northwest.

The poor guy did not get a bail out.

[ccmay]

Oops, that was meant for the Soylent Green factory.

-ccm

[4yearlurker]

His wife said:” he always wanted to get his name in the papers....”

[brytlea]

Sounds like an episode of CSI.

[wideminded]

Maybe a hopeless guy sleeping in one of those paper recycling dumpsters.

[BerryDingle]

I’ll bet Hamilton Manufacturing Inc. has complained a lot before about non-paper being in those bales. They get pretty stupid when that happens.

[SJSAMPLE]

Anybody remember “Men at Work” (1990) with the brothers Sheen and Estevez?

Keith David (one of my personal favorites) had one of the best movie lines of the 1990s;

“Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!”

[Poopyhead]

unionized?

The easy answer...

[malamute]

what’s black and white and red all over ?

[NTegraT]

Maybe we’ll think twice now before we lick an envelope.

[atomic conspiracy]

Obviously a member of the press...

[Kimmers]

His life was in shreds anyway......