Posted on 09/19/2008 11:40:56 AM PDT by Onerom99
Hehaw dufas bump.
Watch later self ping
I am just wondering if it is even possible. I have only seen it in a bar years ago.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle’’.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, ‘When your driving down a country road on you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with’.
Since he’s going to use one everywhere wouldn’t it be hilarious if someone had an electrical device that could interrupt it?
Another good one would be a broken teleprompter and a few uhs and ers and then some staff member whispering each sentence in his ear. After each sentence he pauses while the aide tells him what to say.
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