The School Crotch Inspector - Fighting the Advil menace, one strip search at a time

Reason ^ | April 2, 2008 | Jacob Sullum

[AndyJackson]

But statists love gerbils and preparation H.

[AndyJackson]

At least the ACLU will defend your rights to do whatever you are going to do with those sheets of plastic and vegetable oil.

[50mm]

The authoritarianists already have the tar:

[AndyJackson]

You are right. Your approach is the only way to deal with IT.

[Mojave]

she is the victim, a minor, and not the perpetrator.

She said she had no objection to a search after she was caught helping to smuggle drugs, razors and knives into the school.

But you're not about to let any facts interfere with your cheerleading for the ACLU and federal control of our local public schools.

[null and void]

In the brief it shows that the 7th circuit has already weighed in on a similar case saying:

“It does not require a constitutional scholar to conclude that a nude search of a thirteen-year-old child is an invasion of constitutional rights of some magnitude. More than that: it is a violation of any known principle of human decency.”

This is 9th district. Their ideas of how much National Socialism is good are somewhat further out than Göring's...

[AndyJackson]

You owe me a new keyboard and a glass of very very expensive wine. It really really was very very expensive.

[Mojave]

At least the ACLU will defend your rights to do whatever you are going to do with those sheets of plastic and vegetable oil.

I didn't see that in the decision. Or is that just another one of your strange fantasies?

[Mojave]

But statists love gerbils and preparation H.

Sounds like an ACLU party.

[AndyJackson]

gerbils, Preparation-H, rubber sheets, cooking oil and now purloined IHop brand strawberry syrup, rugs, razors and knives, tar and feathers.

Only the ACLU could love IT.

[50mm]

That happened to Tiger Eye last night. Sorry!

What's that screeching sound I hear? Are the gerbilists back?

[AndyJackson]

I didn't see that in the decision

You LOOKED?!?!?! Ewwwww.

[50mm]

Is “IT” a proctologist or the recipient of proctological procedures?

[50mm]

I didn’t know IT could read. IT skips most of the serious questions posed. Maybe IT is having a change of heart. There’s that screeching again!

[50mm]

Looking at what? Has someone been looking at things they shouldn’t?

[AndyJackson]

Has someone been looking at things they shouldn’t?

Someone who claims to despise the ACLU has been looking to see if they would defend his right to his perversions. I wonder what keywords he used -- actually I won't wonder.

[50mm]

Heh!

Changed my tagline again.

[AndyJackson]

This is 9th district.

The worst thing is that the decision was written by a Bush appointee. Well, no, the worst is that the conscience of a group of so-called adults is not shocked by strip searching a teenage girl for Advil.

[50mm]

Number 5 wouldn’t fit: Kiss the Swastika.

[AndyJackson]

I hear the sound of crockery being thrown around and the squealing of a stuck pig. Must be the recipient of said practice.