Posted on 03/28/2008 11:52:06 AM PDT by barackyroad
Guilty.
Well that stinks. I was hoping on seeing Poison again.
Real name: Dick Ream
Former occupation: hairdresser
Vegan and animal rights activist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikki_Rockett
Dick Ream ?
I sure hope Rikki Rockett is a stage name and that the jury doesn’t find out that’s what he calls himself.
LOL! I didn’t see your post before I posted #6. It’s obvious that the boy is going to have a problem no matter which name he uses.
Was this a case of “Unskinny Bop”, or too much “Talk Dirty to Me”
Some jokes just write themselves, don’t they?
At least he wasn’t IN Warrant.
They have cool songs. Bret Michaels seems like a nice guy. This guy always seemed to be a dick. And he is literally. DICK REAM? That sounds like a porno name.
Why do aging rock stars look gay?
Not to mention that he was a rotten drummer.
Let me see if I can parse this one:
Cute Neshoba County, Miss., chick gets wild ‘n’ crazy at Poison concert.
Chick gets invited to par-tay backstage. Woo hoo!
Chick gets loaded and goes to local hostelry with Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett.
Chick wakes up next morning with Rikki Rockett. Says, “WTF???”
Chick checks cellphone, calls from boyfriend at 11 p.m., 11:30 p.m., midnight, 12:05 a.m., and every five minutes thereafter until right about now.
Chick bolts hostelry.
After getting herself together, chick calls boyfriend. Indicates she was not unfaithful, but rather an innocent victim of Rikki Rockett’s insane rock ‘n’ roll urges.
Boyfriend tells chick she better report it, then.
Chick reports it.
Rockett nabbed. Desperately attempts to remember who the heck chick is.
The End of latest chapter in oldest story in rock ‘n’ roll.
Or BigFoot. Some NH man is claiming he was raped by BigFoot as a child and that’s the reason he’s a now child molester. The judge didn’t buy it and he’s going to jail for 20 years.
What is it with these nuts?
http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/032008/03262008/366262
He shoulda kept his rockett in his pockett.
He looks kind of pudgy to be a vegan...
Dick Ream.
Bwaaaahahahahaha.
}:-)4
He looked gay when he was younger, too.
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