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A story for the "Pucker" factor.

Yeeeeeoooowwwww!

1 posted on 03/19/2008 9:15:11 AM PDT by CapnJack
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This poor woman is a particularly vivid example of our worst nightmare. Fear of this keeps men abiding laws. It also keeps us a healthy distance away from any pointy, narrow-diameter pole that is either less than 3 feet in height or fixed precariously underneath where we are standing. It compels us to punch the daylights out of the dude winking at you in the bar.

If one is successful over your lifetime in keeping this vigil, a special treat awaits you in afterlife as you lay on the autopsy table and hear those same glorious words that Anna Nicole Smith was allowed to hear:

“The anus is unremarkable.”


186 posted on 03/19/2008 1:43:31 PM PDT by Palmetto
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