Britain To Repossess the USA!!!

03/05/08 | RedFred In A Blue State

[thundrey]

“I think you Brits should kick out the Windsors and bring back the Stuarts. After all the only reason you got rid of them was over religion and since more Brits today are Catholic than Anglican, the reason no longer exists for keeping the Windsors a.k.a Saxe-Coeburg-Gotha, a.k.a
House of Hanover bunch in power.”

Great, except the heir to the House of Stuart, Far from being the ginger kilted Scotsman most imagine him to be, is actually the Duke of Bavaria, and is therefore even more sausage-suckingly German than the House of Windsor is allegedly so. What’s more his Predecessor Grandad commanded the German 6th Army against the British during World War One, whereas George V did not....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

In Saudi Arabia the British put on a better 4th of July celebration than we did.

[Churchillspirit]

Sacrilege!!

That's enough to make one lose one's lunch over.

[Dead Corpse]

I call it Wooster sauce.

[Billthedrill]

Oh, I will pass on the warm beer thingy. Lucas Electric doesn’t make fridges over here.

[mamelukesabre]

Does this mean our national debt is now the queen’s problem?

[valkyry1]

Britain To Repossess the USA

I like the idea in the title, but I guess that idea will become less and less attractive if I went and read the whole article.

[RightWhale]

This is not a joke. The USA will remain independent of the Crown only while enough Americans care to be so. Once nobody cares anymore, ownership will be reasserted.

[mamelukesabre]

What’d they do? Whup their own butts?

[dforest]

I just can’t get that Muslim garb the Brit royalty is wearing out of my mind.

[Doohickey]

Not funny coming from people who have sacrificed most of their freedom for government “security”.

[mamelukesabre]

Really?

You don’t think they will have to fight mexico, spain, france, japan, china, and russia for it?

[RightWhale]

Just the Thirteen Colonies, England has no title to the rest. The rest will be petitioning to rejoin France—or maybe not.

[The Coopster]

YOU!!!

YES, YOU!!!

STAND STILL, LADDIE!!!

:-)

[skully]

mamelukesabre wrote:
What’d they do? Whup their own butts?

Is whup the British version of English for wipe??

[skully]

The Coopster wrote:
YOU!!!

YES, YOU!!!

STAND STILL, LADDIE!!!

We don’t need no Education!!!

[enough_idiocy]

Why not, Mexico is trying to retake the SW US

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Gad. Don’t confuse us poor ‘mericans.

[mamelukesabre]

“Whup” is what the french are genetically incapable of doing, and the british rarely capable of doing. Apparently americans inherited the ability from their german and native american portion of their bloodlines.

So yeah, it means “wipe”.

[Amelia]

I’m gobsmacked that Britain would want us back, but totally in favour of this move. It’s preferable to having China repossess us because we can’t pay our mortgage, is it not?