[punster]

I would say in this case, the yolk is on her.

[mountainbunny]

Tracy Firsching, 47, is charged with assault on a peace officer, a third-degree felony for which she faces up to 10 years in prison.

I like consistency. I want law enforcement officers who assault citizens to go to jail. And I want citizens who assault law enforcement officers to face the same fate.

I can only imagine what goes through a law enforcement officer's mind in the split second he or she has to decide if the projectile being thrown is something that may kill them.

The affidavit said Firsching told Sanders that, “You’re going to have to arrest me”

Okie dokie. Idiots with an overblown sense of entitlement won't win any of my sympathy any time soon.

[Revolting cat!]

she faces up to 10 years in prison.

10 years? Yolk! Eggscuse meeee!