Submit a question to Hillary Clinton for her Feb. 3 town hall meeting

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[bshomoic]

“What were Vince Foster’s last words to you?”

[adopt4Christ]

You just HAD to go and mention the thought of Hillary in a thong. I am walking over to the bathroom to throw up. Thanks a lot.

[doug from upland]

[Mr Apple]

Senator Clinton, when are you going to discuss in full detail, all those Communist Chinese -and your other co-conspirators in the Clinton White House.
ie.
Johnny Chung
Charlie Trie
John Huang
Ng Lap Seng
James Raidy
Mochtar Raidy
...and just recently, Norman Hsu.

[shaft29]

If I vote for you, will you promise you will not have oral sex in the oval office?

[Mr Apple]

Senator Clinton, please comment on all the disasterous facts in U. S. Senator James Inhofe's June 23, 1999 Senate Floor Chinagate speech:
(google: Clinton National Security Scandal and Coverup)

[al baby]

Look out for Obama

[SERKIT]

Do you recall when your memory started to become unreliable?

[Avid Coug]

Mrs. Clinton: If you and Bill are elected to the Whitehouse, will you bring back the silverware and china you took with you when you left?

[JRochelle]

Hillary, do you have the hots for Huna?

[Mr Apple]

(on a less serious note:
Senator Clinton, why do you always wear pants suits. What in the world are you hiding?

[jimbo123]

Why was your husband expelled from Oxford? Was it because of rape?

[mad_as_he$$]

Mrs. Clinton:

I am so happy to be able to ask you this important question.

Is Doug from Upland a nice guy in person?

Sincerely,

Mad

[ishabibble]

Dear Mrs. Clinton:

You stated on the Today show that your daughter, Chelsea, was nearly killed by falling debris on 9/11. Chelsea herself refuted your statements in a magazine article that she wrote only months later. Chelsea said that she was at a friend’s Park Ave. apartment during the attack.

Only days after 9/11, as the nation watched, Katie Couric introduced you by saying that you were not there at Today as a Senator, but as a mother who had nearly lost her only child. On that program, you said that Chelsea and her Secret Service agents were saved only because they ducked into a Starbucks coffee shop. I remember watching this interview, transfixed.

Mrs. Clinton, what is the truth about your daughter’s whereabouts during the 9/11 attacks. Did you make up that story to garner sympathy for yourself? And if so, how could you do that only days after the attack, when there were people in the streets of NYC, holding pictures of loved ones and searching for them? I would appreciate a full answer, Mrs. Clinton.

[isom35]

how much of a roll did you play in ordering Waco?

[umgud]

Mrs Clinton,

On numerous occasions you have stated that while you support unfettered access to women for abortions, you have also worked hard over the years to make them accesible, but rare.

Please tell us what you’ve done over the years to make them rare.

[OKIEDOC]

Hillarious why did you name the child that Jim Mac fathered Chelsie?

When you are president will you garnish my social security?

You stated recently that you have not been able to eat correctly on the campaign trail, will you then resign your senate seat so you have more time to work on reducing you 2 Ax handle wide butt?

The other night during the state of the union I noticed that your chair had a sign posted double wide for fat ass.

Do you get preferential treatment in the senate seating?

Inquiring minds want to know, Senor OKIEDOC.

[Yaelle]

Senator Clinton, why did you pick Webb Hubbell as Chelsea's sperm donor when Vince was so much better looking?

[Mr Apple]

Senator Clinton, what are your current connections to James and Mochtar Riady and Lippo Bank Pacific?

[Trajan88]

I know it has been used, but it is choice...

Ms. Billary, will you iron my shirt? If so, light starch please.