Posted on 07/14/2007 10:45:33 PM PDT by Doofer
Mine passed the censors.
I mean, they could say MILF, or say they’d like to hit it as if it were a big base drum.
I put your name on my about page. It’s the only way I’ll keep a FR ping list at all my girlfriends houses and other places I post from.
I guess I have become the designated Jeri guy, eh?
LOL!
Yes...you are the designated Jeri guy. ;o)
We expect a lot from you.
Just how many girlfriends do you have?
1.
Why would any guy want more than 1 woman? Y’all are nuts! Well, except for my GF, she’s awesome. She’s smart, conservative, super=pretty and younger than me (2 years).
I’ll bet my ex wife considers her a trophy chick, but I am just a poor working schlepper, not much to be trophying for, IYKWIM.
I thought you were talking about the fugly troll in post #20, the other is just a poopy rear end.
Good boy!
One is all you need...
...or want. ;o)
Picture please ?
I dunno, it might be better to keep a 2nd backup, at least when the rabbit dies.
=runs and hides behind the sofa=
I’m not nuts.
I think one girlfriend is all you need.
And, I’m proud that you think so, too.
You speak very highly of her.
That is a point in your favor. ;o)
“IYKWIM.”
Okay...I’m not up on that stuff.
What do you mean?
Fortunately dixiechick freepmailed me the answer. :-)
No big deal to me.... just a natural part of what makes the world go round.
Bottom line: Ol’ Fred is one lucky man!
I’m at my other girlfriends house, but picture a cross between Marylin Monroe and Hmmm, Giada DiLaurentiss, dyed blonde, only way smarter, and with zero agenda but to enjoy a nice time wayching the waves hit the shore with me.
My daughters from a previous marriage all love her, and she never will get in the way of my dad role with them. She knows my babies are #1 to me.
My GF’s best feature is definitely her smile, btw, THE most important characteristic, right before eyes & a nice set of hoots. (yeah, I’m a dog, oh well.)
You better be hidin' real good! ;o)
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Giada who ? That one has me stumped. Well, at least you managed a follow-up. After my former fiancee ran off on me, I never could. That’ll be 4 years this October. :-(
I’m an engineer. like this bit:
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, “I like both.”
“Both?” they asked.
Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.”
LOL at ME!
Thank you!
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