Posted on 04/21/2007 6:42:25 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
Yes it is!! And shoot - if we could edit posts here I would put a disclaimer in that I did not write it, and I admire the skills of the author very much!
LOL
This is what life really is.............
New furniture, new throw pillow. My 10 going on eleven year old sound alseep on the new cocuch and matching throw pillows, drooling all over them!!!!
God is good.
:)
I answered your post, I’d appreciate a response.
Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn’t become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me.
Is Fingermonkey here???
Gotta look!!!!
and Eternal Vigilance is two words....FWIW
HA! HA! HA!!!!!! Yes INDEED, God is good!!!
My favorite...next to the one that uses all the consumer label warnings. That one’s a riot, too...
Well, then that would definately put her way out of her league then. But thanks for the heads up ;)
Ya know - kids are awesome.
:-)
Oh yea.....that consumer label warnings one. WHO has that thing?
some places it’s Knitting a Conundrum, some places its Knitting_a_Conundrum, some places it’s KnittingaConundrum...counts the rules of the game or my mood when logging on...
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You’ll miss’em when they grow up and leave...even if they made you tear your hair out and spend the night crying during their teen years...
Not it, but funny:
Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-
* Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
* Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
* Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
* Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse sweating
* Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Ditto that clapter thingy!
LOL!
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