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Weapons to go offstage [Yale bans realistic stage swords in response to VT massacre]
Yale Daily News ^
| April 20, 2007
| by Courtney Long, Staff Reporter and Copy Editor
Posted on 04/20/2007 8:58:06 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: RexBeach
And shoelaces, too, no doubt. They make such fine garottes, dontchaknow.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:09:05 AM PDT
by
SAJ
(debunking myths about markets and prices on FR since 2001)
To: aculeus
XENA SEZ: It's almost impossible to stage a fight with non-metal weapons. Steel has a look and a sound that spectators know, and wood cannot achieve that.
You maybe could, with a couple VERY good Foley artists behind the scenes, because it's easy enough to replicate the sound of steel on steel, but it'd be prohibitively difficult to time the sound effects to the blows.
Also, wooden weapons just don't have the heft that steel ones do. It's much harder to fake difficulty swinging a two-pound wooden rapier than it is a fifteen-pound steel greatsword.
Frankly, it's an insult to the actors, and were I one of them I'd refuse to do it.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:09:55 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
To: massgopguy
Oooh, you got served!
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:10:00 AM PDT
by
Teacher317
(Are you familiar with the writings of Shan Yu?)
To: aculeus
What are they going to do with the fencing team?
To: napscoordinator
The airlines’ product was used in the 9/11 attacks.
No one has yet alleged that Cho stabbed or sliced anyone.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:11:41 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
To: massgopguy
Apocalypse Brunch
Lord of the Curtains
The Nannies of Navarone
Imagine the possibilities!
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:12:40 AM PDT
by
Rutles4Ever
(Ubi Petrus, ibi ecclesia, et ubi ecclesia vita eterna)
To: aculeus
Calling for an end to violence onstage does not solve the worlds suffering: It merely sweeps it under the rug, turning theater in the words of this very play into creamy bon-bons instead of solid fare for a thinking, feeling audience, she said. Here at Yale, sensitivity and political correctness have become censorship in this time of vital need for serious artistic expression.
It would be great if this person's "artistic expression" inspired the use of those large, brightly colored, foam swimming pool noodles in the battle scenes to underscore the absurdity of the policy.
The swordsman, wielding the ridiculous instrument, could pause in battle and offer an aside:
"It matters not if I triumph. All that matters is that you, the audience, are kept safe from the theatric portrayal of violence. Please, use this battle scene as an intermission- as nothing consequential can come this encounter."
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:13:10 AM PDT
by
philled
(The Democrat's 'new vision' for Iraq looks a lot like Pol Pot wearing a turban...)
To: HaveHadEnough
Were taking the swords away from you because we dont know who the nuts are. That's easy: they're in the Faculty Lounge.
To: Dick Bachert
No, that won’t do, Global Warming and all.....
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:14:22 AM PDT
by
TGIAO
To: Xenalyte
To: Red Badger
Idiocy! Well, there goes Julius Caesar and Hamlet!....Not to mention Romeo and Juliet and West Side Story. There's a scene in Guys and Dolls where a character produces a pistol. Will that have to go as well? What plays will high schools be able to produce? Probably Rent and Angels in America will be all that are permitted.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:16:45 AM PDT
by
jalisco555
("The only thing we learn from history is that we never learn from history." Winston Churchill)
To: philled
Dude. I would TOTALLY do that.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:18:19 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
To: massgopguy
Instead of duels, perhaps dance-offs can be substituted.
I started laughing when I read that...then it hit me...that's probably not far fetched. Woe is us.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:18:28 AM PDT
by
mutley
To: Rutles4Ever
The Three Basketeers
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:18:36 AM PDT
by
Sensei Ern
(http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy - Ann Coulter is My Press Secretary)
To: wideminded
What are they going to do with the fencing team?Synchronized mincing.
Either that or they'll be re-enacting "Pickett's Charge", only like this:
To: TGIAO
Sorry. Forgot about the methane ban.
Will someone — er — break the news to the livestock?
To: napscoordinator
"Blame Cho not the school. When 9/11 happened didnt the airlines take measures to ensure safety? This is the same thing. No?"No. Cho was psychotic. The school's reaction here is completely irrational.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:20:37 AM PDT
by
spunkets
("Freedom is about authority", Rudy Giuliani, gun grabber)
To: aculeus
To: aculeus
Stupid liberals. Time for Sword Control!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:21:56 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: goldstategop
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:23:04 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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