Posted on 03/28/2007 5:24:56 PM PDT by bruinbirdman
PLEASE RUN, AL!!!!
Wouldn't it be ironic if Al Gore's final act was to stop Hillary from getting into the Whitehouse? Please run Al, please run. If Al Gore runs I think I'll buy him a carbon offset.
Dub him the Carbon Upset, leaving only his footprints on Ole Crusty.
This is golden. Albore, the Gulfstream Liberal (which is greater than the Limosine Liberal), splits the leftist vote and another Republican in the White House. Of course though the lefties will scream and stamp their little feet that the wascally wepublicans stole the election again.
The left has become so predictable.
AG:"Yesssth."
BC:"What's this we hear about you runnin' green?"
AG"Yesssth. I am."
BC:"I don't thank that dogel hunt Al."
AG:"Say what Bubba?"
AG:"Well, there's no need getting snippy with me."
BC:"Al, hey, Al, let me make this clear...you know so you will know what is, is. I'll be sending you a list and your name will be added. Say, did you ever see that Eastwood movie...ahhhhhh.."The DEad Pool"? Well this list has about a hundred names on it. Do you remeber Vince Foster, rest his soul?"
AG: "Well, Bill, I'll be doing you a favor, and I do hate that B*tch wife of yours. There is no way in hell I am going to let her become president. I hate the Republicans, but I hate you and her more....if hate for your wife was a country ....I would be China."
Ditto.
Simple. The DNC is operated by Clinton hacks. Gore is smart enough to know that if he runs in the Dem party, he has no chance. He's also smart enough to know that if he runs as a Green, he will most likely kill Hil's chances. I think its the second thing that really motivates him. There is no love lost between Gore and the Clintons.
While I doubt that Al will run as a Green, it is a delightful idea. There is one fact that adds to the plausibility of the idea. What many don't know is that Al Gore was selected by Larry Page and Sergei Brin of Google as an "advisor" right after he lost the 2000 election. They gave him an undisclosed amount of stock for his advice. This was back when they were private and when the private stock was still relatively cheap.
Here is the incredible, if under-reported, fact. Should the Goracle choose to run, he could finance much or most of the cost of his campaign right out of his own pocket. It will come out later, but he has over $100,000,000 of Google stock and he may have as much as $500,000,000. Normally anyone with such a huge stake would have to disclose it, but Google is worth so much that even 1/2 billion dollars of Google is "non-material".
See Gore run.
Run, Gore, run!
Run as Green Party rep.
See Gore run with Green Party reps.
See Gore run faster.
Why is Gore running faster?
See Gore duck.
Why is Gore ducking?
See Hillary shoot.
Shoot Hillary, shoot!
See Gore duck.
Thanks for the ping!
He really is in the catbird seat, albeit, an extended sized seat.
Indeed, for Mr. Gore, it's truly "an inconvenient truth."
And inconvenient truth for sure. But the MSM will surely continue to shield Algore from the 'attack' on his 'privacy' if we conservatives 'pry' into his business.
He probably ate the cat, and then took his seat!
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