I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, One Nation Under God, Indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for All. |
Posted on 01/17/2007 10:14:09 PM PST by dutchess
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, One Nation Under God, Indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for All. |
TOASTER WINNER?
Oh my goodness --- this is wonderful. I am sending this page to my grand ones!
** Dear God- Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95. Love, Joey" **
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Yup...you won!!! (gosh you're quick!!)
I'm sitting on the FReepathon thread and browsing the forum in another window. This is a wonderful posting. I am thrilled I stopped by. Thank you so much dutchess!!!
Hey...thanks for all you do on the freeperthons. Hate that I can't spend as much time on FR as I used to...especially the freeperthons... taking care of an elderly parent etc. BUT....LOVE FR and still support it 100%!!!! Think our support is even more critical the next few years! God bless free speech...JimR...and Free Republic!!!!
I like to try to help with the FReepathons. It's my way of trying to donate more than my money and comments...lol.
You're a wonderful FReeper and loyal supporter of FR. I agree with your every commnet ((dutchess)). Thanks again for such a wonderful thread. Might I be added to your ping list, whenever you find time?
LOL!! Oh my goodness that is to precious. Thanks for making my day :)
What a great way to start the day! Thank you.
Great thread and Pledge, dutchess! Unfortunately, my own kids' humor is a little too gross and disgusting for this forum, so I'll have to content myself with reading about other kids' humor. :)
January 18, 2007
READ: Matthew 19:16-26
It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. —Matthew 19:23
Six armed gunmen broke into the deposit boxes in a London bank and stole valuables worth more than $7 million. One woman, whose jewelry was appraised at $500,000, wailed, “Everything I had was in there. My whole life was in that box.”
Some people have taken foolish risks to cling to their riches. They have died rushing into burning houses or were killed because they stubbornly resisted armed robbers. Apparently they felt that without their material possessions life would not be worthwhile. Others, when they lose their wealth, slip into despair, even to the point of suicide.
The greatest danger in becoming too closely identified with our possessions lies in the spiritual area of life. An unhealthy attachment to material things can keep an unsaved person from turning to Christ and prevent a believer from living for Him. The story of the rich young ruler forcefully illustrates this truth. Jesus’ words “You cannot serve God and [money]” (Matt. 6:24) certainly apply to us all.
Keep a wide gulf between yourself and your possessions. It will spare you many heartaches. If you are not a believer in Christ, don’t make the mistake of the rich young ruler. It will cost you your soul.
Here there are NO toasters or birthdays. Just, kudos~
AND boy or boy did you fool me~ I was expecting a "pet day" and thinking about getting some pet pix from yesterday's outing ready to post.
Thank you. Will have to see what I can find & contribute. Right now I cannot open/use my explorer (NOT INTERNET, the computer file cabinet one) for some reason & so can't pull out any archives.
Good Morning The Mayor :)
Good morning GBU!
A a ten year old girl goes to see the doctor. She's got a pea in one nostril, a grape in the other, and a string bean stuck in her ear. She says to the doctor, "I don't feel good."
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The doctor replies, "The problem is clear to me. You're not eating right!"
Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!
Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A.Spring time.
Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!
Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!
Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?
A. Betty!
Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York
Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o.
Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel
Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A Bed
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. He was a chicken.
Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
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