The Oval Intervention (Dowd Alert)

New York Times ^ | 9 December 2006 | Maureen Dowd

[RedWireNut]

The New York Times is the original treasonous seed cancer from which all other LSM cancers have metastasized, Walter Duranty being the first outward sign of the malignancy. To save the United States of America, the former should be removed with a laser scalpel and the latters irradiated to oblivion.

MoDo is but one of the small cells in the original malady, although she considers herself the entire tumor.

[Shimmer128]

Maureen, we're laughing at you, not with you.


"Insulting people you disagree with has become the new liberal answer to rational debate."
I wish I'd said that!

[NicknamedBob]

"But Junior is trying to wriggle away completely, offering a decidedly cool response to the attempt to yank him into the reality-based community. He rallied his last two allies — his English poodle and his Scottish terrier, Blair and Barney."

Immediately, Barney dashes off a quick rejoinder ...

Dear Bit..

Dear Correspondent,

Thank you for your interest in White House affairs. Lately, affairs here have gotten very little press.

We appreciate your observing that my good friend, Tony Blair, is also supportive of the President. We accept friendship from good-hearted people, no matter how far we have to go to find them.

Speaking of which, were you aware that dogs can smell a whole array of emotions and chemical signals in addition to fear? I was just wondering whether you knew that your anti-perspirant is not doing a very good job of masking your true body aroma.

Don't be concerned, though, I have a pretty good control over my natural instinct to rip rodents to shreds. You will probably not be in any danger.

Sincerely, Barney

[FastCoyote]

I'm reading this puerile high-school essay and suddenly I look at the byline and see - Maureen Dowd. No wonder! Man, you have to work at it to be such a blithering dolt.

[windsorknot]

Is MoDope still bitter about being dumped by Michael? Imagine having to live with PMS 24/7.

[Maumee]

There was an old woman called Maureen,
Who thought of herself as a queen,
Bush hatred she ranted,
Just drivel so slanted,
popping veins in her neck could be seen!

[geezerwheezer]

Maureen Dowd.... a cross between Bella Abzug and Helen Thomas with 140 lbs. of horse droppings thrown in for good cause. What a pure vapid bit** she is.

[altura]

There you go, picture whiners.

An excellent one of either Barney or a good replica thereof.

[Crawdad]

shrew-
Pronunciation (shroo)
n.
1. Any of various small, chiefly insectivorous mammals of the family Soricidae, resembling a mouse but having a long pointed snout and small eyes and ears. Also called shrewmouse.
2. A woman with a violent, scolding, or nagging temperament; a scold.

[Argus]

Where does an aging high school girl who gets paid a huge salary to publish excerpts from her diary and lives in a Manhattan celebrity bubble get off talking about "the reality based community"? Her one encounter with reality on 9/11/01 left her a gibbering wreck for weeks, until she regained her chicly leftwing equilibrium and returned to her usual drivel.

[lawdude]

"Laura is screaming the words “Oscar de la Renta” and “rendition” into her cellphone, still seeing red after showing up at a White House gala in the same $8,400 red gown as three other women who did not happen to be first lady. "

Why is it Laura's responsibility to ensure no other women are wearing the same dress. Isn't it THEIR responsibility to make sure they don't show her up?

Any 'scuse to dis the first family, right Mo.

[NicknamedBob]

"shrew-

Pronunciation (shroo)
n.
1. Any of various small, chiefly insectivorous mammals of the family Soricidae, resembling a mouse but having a long pointed snout and small eyes and ears. Also called shrewmouse.

2. A woman with a violent, scolding, or nagging temperament; a scold."

Thanks for the clarification. I just knew I smelled a rodent.

Barney --

P.S. to Altura ... Do I have to wear a name tag? I hate collars. -- Barney

[rlmorel]

Hey...Maureen...Hope you haven't sunk all your stock into your company...

Normally, I don't take pleasure in the misfortune of others, but...for the New York Times and all of its subsidiaries...I will make an exception.

[rlmorel]

"...Laura is screaming the words “Oscar de la Renta” and “rendition” into her cellphone, still seeing red after showing up at a White House gala in the same $8,400 red gown as three other women who did not happen to be first lady...."

I think Maureen is mistaking what Laura Bush's reaction might have been to what is certainly the reaction you would have got out of any shallow liberal hag.

The funniest thing about that is...Maureen Dowd doesn't see projection there!

[rlmorel]

Very good!


There once was a person named Dowd
Whose voice could be heard in a crowd
T'was exceedingly shrill
And made people ill
And her breath formed a noxious black cloud

[shrinkermd]

Well, it is not Frost but it is good. LOL. Thanks.

[MNJohnnie]

Childish and mean spirited as always. Yet now that the Democrat have lied their way back in power we are all suppose to play nice together? I suggest the Democrats can take the first step by reigning in their gutter political commentators in the Junk Media with their street walker style debate tactics. They start by coming out and publicly rebuking the Dowdy one.

[OldArmy52]

Dowd is in the wrong profession.
To make the world a better place, she should be picking up roadside litter.

[Niuhuru]

Even a middle schooler or kindergarten student could do better than her.

[Generic_Login_1787]

You guys are slacking!