Secret Service pays a visit to DU.

10-26-06

[Twinkie]

HAH! I'll bet the head honchos over at DU wouldn't hesitate to drop it all and spill the beans to the SS on their "visitors" in a heartbeat to save their own derrierres. Komrades do that, you know. Scary part is that a lot of their "visitors" MEAN it when they threaten the President, only they can't wake up early enough to really plan, then by the time they dress (sans shower), run down to Starbucks for their morning Cafe Latte, then back to the apartment to pick up the check their conservative Pappy sent them, then off to lunch at Tortellis for a little fetucini alfredo and a long talk with Zoe or Chloe or other suitably named feminist, the woman they're dating at present, a long talk wherein they lament about Karl Rove's control of all the Diebold machines and the special secret magnetic "keys" that are used to eradicate most of the Democrat votes on many of the machines in strategic areas, and how he and Zoe or Chloe are going to "take to the streets" - then around 3:00 they leave Tortellis for the apartment where they shack up some of the time, just in time to watch Judge Judy on television and hiss and boo her decisions and cry for the trials and tribulations of her litigants, and then, after Oprah, Zoe and Stephan or Kev or other liberally sanctioned named guy, leave the apartment to once again wend their way a few blocks over to an exclusive little sushi bar where they will once again enjoy stimulating conversation about how much they hate "the Chimp" and "Rove" and dine on sushi and vow once more to "take to the streets if things don't go their way this time", but, alas they are overcome by the excess saki and lazily hail a cab and get back to the apartment around 10:00 PM and crash - exhausted from a full day of being liberals.

[kinoxi]

I don't believe that is a physical possibility.

I ventured into the DU one time. I'm no expert but it's possible over there. The machine I was using at the time had to be retired. All the compressed air in the world couldn't get the s*** stains off the motherboard.

[khnyny]

LOL. Maybe you should start a regular "day in the life of a liberal" forum. You can name the characters and you and other FR's can construct their days....

[kinoxi]

Re post #71

You forgot the ambergris alert. That's a nasty pic you've got there.

[Arcy]

They are refusing to hand over the information. Although, that tactic won't last very long.

[smonk]

heavens. they are using the entire episode to juice their bank account.

Shakedown

[IslandJeff]

Nail, please meet Hammer.

You live in Seattle, perchance?

[null and void]

No.

[null and void]

Maybe you should start a regular "day in the life of a liberal" forum. You can name the characters and you and other FR's can construct their days....

I like that idea...

[kinoxi]

magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Thu Oct-26-06 09:14 PM Response to Reply #152 347. Definitely. I'd sell my grandmother if she was still alive ...although she'd undoubtedly be willing to give all she owned anyway, to help out if it became necessary. She was a very staunch Dem! Thanks for sharing this news with us, Skinner.

From your link. These people are seriously f***** up.

[Wilhelm Tell]

You guys laugh at stuff like this -- but I've seen stuff online that genuinely scares me.

It is worrisome that there are increasingly those on the left who are violent crazies. Things are almost respectable now that would have been taboo not too long ago. Many on the left don't even know exactly what they want -- all they know is who they hate (it's a long list) and they crave power. They are nihilists who want destruction for its own sake.

[Buck W.]

Wonder who the two banned DUmmies are?

[Windcatcher]

"It is worrisome that there are increasingly those on the left who are violent crazies. Things are almost respectable now that would have been taboo not too long ago. Many on the left don't even know exactly what they want -- all they know is who they hate (it's a long list) and they crave power. They are nihilists who want destruction for its own sake."

Every two years there has been a drive-by shooting of a Republican HQ somewhere in the US. You can bet that they'll do it again. On election night, good luck to all our volunteers. You should get hazard pay.

[doug from upland]

A blast from the past --- Doug from Upland has been reported to the Secret Service!

[SevenofNine]

What did the DUers do

That what I want to know but if I know Du they probably did something STUPID

[aligncare]

lol. Me I get very cranky during the day whenever I get less than my full eight hours beauty sleep...and here it's getting perilously close to the witching hour. Time for me to close up shop. Catch you on the forums...g'night.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

You just had to say that didnt you, yuk!

[albee]

"...Probably bust into that loser's apartment and find him jerkin off to Helen Thomas pics.

Stop it! You are killing me!

Just the thought of that scene will keep me up laughing all night.

[khnyny]

Yeah man, if Twinkie doesn't do it I just might! Every world, news and politcal event as seen through the eyes of our imaginary loony liberals. So much room for social commentary, starting in the am, from the products used for breakfast, Starbucks coffee, New york Times paper perusal with obligatory liberal commentary on the FP headlines, etc. I see the girl as a Littoral Art Projectionist who explores the fleeting moments of cross-cultural communicative intersections through art (not paid, of course). The guy, hmm, he's a waiter (really a writer, but that doesn't pay yet) on the Upper East side who spits in the food of suspected right-wingers.

[TigersEye]

Nope, no incitement in that post. /sarcasm