How Many SEC Students Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

e-mail | 9/20/2006 | unknown

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I remember that game because of the fieldhouse fire, though for the life of me I can't remember who won it. AU/LSU always seems to have something weird happen, like the Earthquake Game, The Interception Game, The Barn-Burner, and now a Baton Rouge sports columnist is calling it: The Crying Game... ;^)

[Christian4Bush]

At UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: 3,500: one to change the bulb, 300 to demand the bulb-changer be granted an engineering degree on the basis of "life experience;" 800 to riot and burn-down the engineering building when the honorary degree is not forthcoming; 200 to hold a special inquiry into racist and sexist university policies at the Statehouse; and the entire staffs at The Boston Globe and New York Times to keep the story alive for a year while demanding reparations because of university homophobic, sexist, racist, lookist, specist, warmongering, global warming Republican policies.

LMAO!!!!

[Labyrinthos]

Actually, we're talking about "college" football and "student" athletes. I like to think those words mean something. (I was just trying to have some fun. Sorry.)

[calex59]

You're right, I forgot. In the North they graduate with degrees of such brilliance as gender "studies". LOL.

You forgot diversity 101 and multiculturalism 102.

[groanup]

photoshop must be a major down there....LOL

Not as popular as the degree in deer hunting. ;>)

[MikefromOhio]

Not as popular as the degree in deer hunting. ;>)

LOL

[Robert A Cook PE]

In San Antonio, in the early 70's, we'd have 21 stadiums around time - each of 15,000 - 18,000 capacity.

And every one filled.

Houston? Same.

Dallas? Same.

Fort Worth? Same ....

[Wings-n-Wind]

Ping 4 later

[half-cajun]

And don't forget the second-chance field goal game.

[finch]

Years ago, they ran game trains from Okla. City to Norman for the OU games. Since I went to Okla. State my dad complained that our football team cost him more than my tuition.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

There've been so many that I couldn't list them all, but this game has turned into the best rivalry in the SEC. Not even UT/UF or the Iron Bowl matches the intensity both sides are bringing to the LSU/Auburn game.

[Comstock1]

That's way too generous. How about Alexandria or maybe Bunkie?

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I thought about Alexandria, but settled on I-20 just so everybody south of that line wouldn't try and shoot me. Not too many folks north of that line instate, so if it makes 99% of Louisiana FReepers happy, I leave it there. ;^)

[xjcsa]

I see someone's never been to a Big Ten game. By the way, ESPN's Game Day Live is coming to Iowa City in a couple weeks for the Ohio State game. Go Hawks!

[aomagrat]

At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

GO COCKS!!!!!!!!!

[LA Woman3]

LOL! This is my favorite Kyle Field photo.....

[marblehead17]

ping

[groanup]

GO COCKS!!!

All hail Steve Spurrier!!

[rabidralph]

Yes, 3-7 for your stellar running back, who, in the big house will become known as the Clarett Jug.

[Kommodor]

A related item:

How many University of Michigan students does it take to change a light bulb?

One - he holds it up and the world revolves around him...