Caption This Pic of Ahmadinejad

IranFocus ^ | 7/5/06 | IranFocus

[Wings-n-Wind]

Ah'm A Dizzy Jehad.... kinda guy

[isthisnickcool]

My uncle worked all over the middle east when I was a kid. He'd come back from trips and say things like "they are all crazy", "someday we will regret that we ever did business with Arabs", "the men are all queers, they hold hands and kiss each other constantly" and "they only lie to you when they speak".

He was right.

[Defiant]

"Just one thing".

[Lazamataz]

One is the loneliest number
That you'll ever know.....

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Dunno if I dare post these South Park lyrics, but here goes:

Fingerbang:	Fingerbang! Bang-bang! Fingerbang-bang! Bangbangbang! I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright. 'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
Cartman Solo:	And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl. Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies. You're my girl, you're my girl, My- …girrrrrrrl…
Fingerbang:	Fingerbang! Bang. Bang bang bang. Fingerbang-bang! Bangbangbang! I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.

[rawcatslyentist]

My sister bit a moose once, or was it a llama?

[trek]

"Don't tell me the Israelis bombed us." "They did, sir." "I asked you not to tell me that!"

He is indeed missed.

[litehaus]

Number of known parents is.....

[mutley]

Okay...my IQ is only this many. But since I am the elected numbskull of a barbaric, moronic country, which is populated by supreme idiots, I should shine...right?

[Killborn]

I am this close to getting my camel loving @$$ whupped by George Bush.

[FARS]

Everyone should send him a "thumbs up" sign we use to denote something good. In Iran the thumbs up sign means the same as our "middle" finger salute.

There was a time (in the good old days of the monarchy) when a ground crew member of an airline had to be told to stop givng the pilot the final OK to roll signal with a thumbs up as family members of passengers on those flights were complaining at the disrespect, also being seen by their kin on board!

[Tax Government]

I have more IQs than my predecessor. See? TWO!

[pankot]

It is written "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shall not pick your friends nose".

[ScullysSister]

In his most recent press conference, Ahmadinejad explains how many times he has bathed in the last year.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Betcha can't eat just one!!

(old Lay's Chips slogan)

[308MBR]

He's answering a question about family issues, specifically concerning how many branches are in his family tree outside of first cousins marrying.

[bitt]

"I was pushing that idiot Jimmy Carter all around, and he told me that he wanted only ONE hostage back...... but then that bastid Ronald Reagan became President...and he wanted them all or ELSE...."

[Brandie]

hahahaha omg

Good one Diogenesis

[FARS]

On the subject of hostages and Ahmadi-Nejad, I jumped right out of my seat during a recent showing of Discovery Channel's "Guests of the Ayatollah".

Specifically relative to part 2 of 4 sections, titled "captivity" at a point about in the middle of the Christmas party thrown for the hostages as an Islamic PR stunt.

As they show different people attending, there are suddenly half a dozen frames showing a much younger Ahmadi-Nejad present at the event. For someone who had nothing to do with the hostages (nor with the murders in Austria and Turkey of prominent opposition leaders) this tape is damning.

To be doubly sure, I had a friend of a friend TIVO the show and went and looked at it over and over. It is WITHOUT any doubt Ahmadi-Nejad.

I have asked that person to try to copy this to CD and try to convert it to either a short video clip .wmv, (.gif? even) or a series of still .jpg pictures.

Sadly neither he nor I have much experience with this. Does anyone else have the ability to get hold of a copy of the show and convert this tiny bit to various graphics so we can post it EVERYWHERE?

I know Alan Peters at www.antimullah.com is almost whining to get a copy to post. I can almost hear some FR persons in similar mode. Please help.

[Allegra]

"Look what I found in my nose, you guys!"