What's the point of this, anyway? What good would it do to find his bones? He's dead, OK? Even if he staged his death and ran off to Tahiti with the pension fund, he's still dead by now.
And how many illegal Mexicans crossed our border in the past two weeks?
I think that those guys are going to have to admit that old Jimmy's just too fast for them.
Atty. Gen. Gonzalez: " Well ? Did you find him ?"
FBI Director: "Na--a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y."
um,but how will we ever know that they REALLY didn't find anything.........;-)
Jimmy, after having his remains duly processed at a local Detroit area rendering plant, was interred throughout the Detroit area in thousands of dog gifts. Such gifts being highly evanescent, the FBI has not been called to go looking for him there.