Posted on 04/20/2006 8:17:29 AM PDT by Pyro7480
I heard one some years back. An aging British Airways pilot, forgetting momentarily his true destination, requested landing permission from air-traffic control in Berlin.
A voice replied in heavily German-accented English: "This is Dresden, don't you even know where is Dresden?"
The reply by the Brit, a former RAF pilot: "Oh bloody sorry. Dresden, yes, I know Dresden. I was by here once before, in 1945, but I didn't land then..."
Silence from the tower as the traffic controller realized this is when the US and Britain firebombed the city.
I went to the Oktoberfest in Munich while I lived in Germany. Somehow after a few Mas of beer, I was singing with the Germans. I don't know what I was singing, but it was fun.
What is German for "Your going to get your f*****g head kicked in"?
Achtung - Spitfeuer
muwaahaha...
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