1 posted on
02/12/2006 12:46:47 PM PST by
bayourant
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To: bayourant
From the DUmmies... This is funny stuff
"tinfoilinfor2005
Response to Reply #7
83. By tomorrow this is how it will read:
Vice president Cheney saved the life of a fellow hunter Saturday in Texas. As the Vice President was taking a well deserved stroll after hours of intense discussions with foreign diplomats, Cheney noticed a deadly moccasin rattle snake approaching one the dignitaries, fangs bared, ready to strike. Cheney drew his gun and shot the reptile before he could kill the man, who happened to be a highly decorated war hero. Cheney's quick response saved the man's life, said his wife (and mother of his five children). The man was slightly injured by fragments of stone that struck his torso during the incident. The vice president will receive a medal of honor for his heroism and bravery. "
207 posted on
02/12/2006 1:17:14 PM PST by
Syntyr
(Food for the NSA Line Eater -> "terrorist" "bomb" "plot" "kill" "overthrow" "coup de tas")
To: bayourant
My brother in law got shot like that a couple years ago. He still limps.
211 posted on
02/12/2006 1:18:16 PM PST by
BigCinBigD
(Merry Christmas!)
To: bayourant
The libs will have fun with this for days.....Hopefully all involved are ok..
217 posted on
02/12/2006 1:19:19 PM PST by
b4its2late
(Terrorists will either succeed in changing our way of life, or we will change theirs. - Rummy)
To: bayourant
Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texasa lawyer huh are they sure it was an accidental shooting ?
228 posted on
02/12/2006 1:21:58 PM PST by
freepatriot32
(Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
To: bayourant
Suuuuure it was an "accident". The target probably Knew Too Much about Halliburton, the Saudi Connection, LIHOP/MIHOP, Diebold, and the real genuine National Guard memos hidden in Karl Rove's files.
I'm sure there are at least a dozen threads on DU explaining all this....
229 posted on
02/12/2006 1:22:04 PM PST by
steve-b
(A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
To: Travis McGee; Joe Brower; Mr. Mojo; DaveLoneRanger
232 posted on
02/12/2006 1:22:51 PM PST by
freepatriot32
(Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
To: bayourant
I don’t know a lot about hunting, having never been myself, but isn’t a sort of cardinal rule to always know where your companions are before taking a shot?
I’m not implying it was the Vice President’s fault as his friend might have been in the wrong place – isn’t that called being down field? You hunters out there will correct me if I’m wrong.
236 posted on
02/12/2006 1:23:29 PM PST by
Caramelgal
(I don't have a tag line.... I am a tag line. So tag, you are it.)
To: bayourant
hooboy the dims are gonna go nuts
239 posted on
02/12/2006 1:23:47 PM PST by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: bayourant
Cheney needs Eddie the Eagle.
240 posted on
02/12/2006 1:24:07 PM PST by
Blzbba
(Sub sole nihil novi est)
To: bayourant
(Almost feel bad pointing this out, but here goes...)
Hugh opportunity here:
Cheney steps aside on some pretext,
Condoleezza Rice assumes Vice Presidency.
Rice runs in 2008 as incumbant candidate.
Hillary is TOAST.
To: bayourant
I'm curious. The way things are now, would one of us be charged with a crime if we did it?
To: bayourant
I'm sure it's not the first time a lawyer has been shot, but it could be the only time it's been accidental.
To: bayourant
So rumors that Cheney shot Dan Quayle are wrong?
269 posted on
02/12/2006 1:28:58 PM PST by
Kirkwood
("When the s*** hits the fan, there is enough for everyone.")
To: bayourant
Must have thought that Whittington was a reporter from the NY Times.
To: bayourant
Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter
Jay Leno. Call your office!
299 posted on
02/12/2006 1:34:18 PM PST by
JOE6PAK
(Diagonally parked in a parallel universe)
To: bayourant
I wonder if this Whittington is associated with the Whittington Center of the NRA out west--Arizona, I think?
303 posted on
02/12/2006 1:34:40 PM PST by
Simo Hayha
(An eduction is incomplete without instruction in the use of arms to defend against harm.)
To: bayourant
He shot a laywer.... that ought to be a plus???
305 posted on
02/12/2006 1:34:49 PM PST by
kjam22
To: bayourant
Hopefully it was steel shot, the lead shot can be hazardous to your health. :)
307 posted on
02/12/2006 1:34:56 PM PST by
jazusamo
(A Progressive is only a Socialist in a transparent disguise.)
To: bayourant
Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon. Dick, Dick! Sigh.
Lawyer season ended!!
You are not supposed to hunt them till Law Day, May First. They are fat and plump by then, and have not started the Breeding Season.
(Ever try to CLEAN one of those things, though??)
To: bayourant
Ouch! That had to hurt.
Glad no one was killed, though.
The 78 year-old must have forgotten everything he ever learned in Hunter Safety Class.
312 posted on
02/12/2006 1:36:12 PM PST by
Palladin
("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
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