Posted on 01/16/2006 9:38:22 AM PST by Cagey
'es just pinning for the Fjords!
That'll learn Mr. Deeter... never mess with a Macaw. My greenwing (larger than a B&G) can do some pretty serious damage just playin' around.
(Of course, my 18-month old son mauled me last night getting a penny out of his mouth...)
A burglar breaks into a house at night. As he quietly creeps across the floor he suddenly hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you!".
He stops dead still and listens, but he doesn't hear anything.
He shines his flashlight around the room and he doesn't see anyone.
He takes another step. Again he hears "You better be careful, Jesus is watching you!"
Again he stops and remains still. Nothing. He takes another step..
"Oh ho, you're in trouble now. Jesus is watching you!"
He shines his flashlight around the room again. This time in the upper corner of the room he sees a parrot on a perch. The parrot says, "I told you to be careful, Jesus is watching you!"
He goes up to the parrot and shines his light in its face.
"Who are you?", he asks.
"Fishbowl" the parrot replies.
"What fool would name their parrot fishbowl?" he asks the parrot.
"The same fool that named his killer rotteweiler Jesus" the parrot answers.
Got nipped once by an Amazon Double Yellow. OW!
LOL!!
This reminds me of a great joke about a burgler who was going through a house and a parrot kept saying "Jesus is watching you!"
Check out the photo in post #9. Hahahahaha!
Ping
When I was young I had a parrot that said "I love you." That lured 'em in for a blood bath.
Attack Parrot Ping. Maybe I should get one of those.
Sunshine
by Jonathan Edwards
Sunshine go away today,
I don't feel much like dancin'
Some man's gone, he's tried to run my life
Don't know what he's askin'
He tells me I'd better get in line
Can't hear what he's sayin'
When I grow up, I'm gonna make it mine
These ain't dues I been payin'
How much does it cost? I'll buy it.
The time is all we've lost. I'll try it.
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine
Sunshine
Sunshine go away today,
I don't feel much like dancin'
Some man's gone, he's tried to run my life
Don't know what he's askin'
Working starts to make me wonder where
fruits of what I do are going
He says in love and war all is fair
He's got cards he ain't showin'
How much does it cost? I'll buy it.
The time is all we've lost. I'll try it.
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine
Sunshine
Sunshine come on back another day
I promise you I'll be singin'
This old world she's gonna turn around
brand new bells'll be ringin'
A new postal carrier is working his route when he comes to a garden gate with a sign: "BEWARE OF THE PARROT!" He looks into the garden and, sure enough, there's a parrot sitting quietly on its perch. He chuckles to himself, opens the gate and walks into the garden. He gets as far as the perch when the parrot yells out: "REX, ATTACK!"
"When attack parrots are outlawed..."
Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler recently completed merger negotiations. The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
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