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[patton]

What a thread. I will stick with MH instant, thanks.

[Eaker]

I have made your coffee once.

I also answered an ad for a free rattle snake bite once too.

I am out for a while.

We are going to a wedding tonight.

(Not FReeper related)

I used to hate to go to weddings when I was young.

The old Grammas & Aunts would pinch my cheek and tell me, "You're next."

I got them to quit doing that by saying the same thing to them at funerals.

See y'all later.

[Eaker]

See post #62 ole buddy!

[Darksheare]

Welcome!

*sigh*

;-)

[Pablo64]

You're most welcome. If you decide to try it yourself, let me know how you like it. Also, one correction I need to make: the brand of roaster I have is the Fresh Roast, not the Fresh Cup as I had posted (Fresh Cup is the name of the trade magazine I get).

[Darksheare]

LOL!!!
Good luck, safe travels.

You also said my coffee wasn't bad... when it had cutting fluid.
(And wasn't being given to the local deer population..)
;-)

[humblegunner]

I got them to quit doing that by saying the same thing to them at funerals.

The longer I know you the more I respect you.

[Conservative4Ever]

I have to respectfully disagree. The best coffee comes from the C4E household, especially when Mr. C4E brews it prior to my rising in the A.M., so I have it ready, hot and strong. Add cream and honey and it is ambrosia for the gods.

[patton]

lololol

[USCG SimTech]

Folks, a little secret here. Want to improve your pot of coffee, add a pinch of baking soda to the grounds before brewing. Not much, about a 1/4 teaspoon for my Mr Coffee maker. It helps neutralize the natural acid in the coffee and makes a "smoother" joe.

When I do that with baking soda, I grind the beans finer, also use about 25% more beans, and the very slightest pinch of salt. The lack of bite from "standup the spoon thick" coffee is taken away by the baking soda, allows a far stronger coffee. Using water with chlorine in it puts bitterness back in. Folgers red bag at the Navy commissary is the best bang-for-the-buck. Seattle's best is not much better, IMHO.

[humblegunner]

You also said my coffee wasn't bad... when it had cutting fluid.
(And wasn't being given to the local deer population..)

I still have the scars. Those deer can go drink ditchwater from now on.

My license has no tags for "Charging Lunatic Deer, Antlerless or not."

[Malsua]

I've been pretty drunk, I've been pretty stupid in my youth, I've done things on a dare in College I wouldn't do now except for some Bill Gates money. Never, not once did I think " Where can I get some of coffee that came out of a cat's ass?"

[mrsmith]

"Arabica beans make the best coffee "

And most grocery storres sell Melita brand coffee which is 100% arabica.

For half the price of Starbucks or the other fancy brands.

[Darksheare]

Ouch.
Did you guys eventually get revenge on that one?

[humblegunner]

Did you guys eventually get revenge on that one?

You spelled "sausage" wrong! ;-)

[martin_fierro]

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Excellent!

[RTINSC]

I like my coffee sweet and blond, especially when prepared by my hot, sweet and blond honey, Ambrosia..

[Darksheare]

There is something wrong there.
*chuckle*

[Perfesser]

To anyone of you guys. I got a Zach & Dani's roaster for Christmas last year and it works pretty good but is beginning to make funny noises now. Who can give me info on a good replacement roaster, if need be.