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Kennedy Assists In Rescue Of Fishermen
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| 10/17/2005
Posted on 10/17/2005 5:26:40 AM PDT by Andy'smom
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To: Iron Matron
Indeed.
The brown stuff that falls out of a cow's a$$ has far more value than the Senior Gasbag from MA.
41
posted on
10/17/2005 6:39:46 AM PDT
by
TheGrimReaper
(No underwear - no skid marks.)
To: Andy'smom
A 13 foot boat would have a capacity of about 600lbs, max. Teddy takes up over 1/2 of that, his pal the other 1/4 at least leaving room for at most 1 small person in a boat filled to capacity in a rough sea.
Brilliant seamanship.
42
posted on
10/17/2005 6:40:22 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
("There are millions of mediocre Americans, and they, too, deserve to be represented in the USSC. -RH)
To: Andy'smom
"U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy attempted to rescue six men who had become trapped by high tide on a jetty off Hyannisport on Sunday"
This is being reported incorrectly. They were trapped because Teddy went in for a swim, raising the water level above the jetty. They were saved when he left the water to get a case of Chivas.
43
posted on
10/17/2005 6:42:08 AM PDT
by
BadAndy
(Stuck on "Smart Ass")
To: Andy'smom
So, basically he did nothing to save them. Par for the course.
To: Andy'smom
Too bad he didn't think of that when Mary-Jo was drowning in his car.
To: ICE-FLYER
It's amazing that he'll go out in public without a shirt or something on...
I guess it goes with the EGO...
46
posted on
10/17/2005 6:46:54 AM PDT
by
Barney59
(I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.)
To: Andy'smom
Rescuers used him as a life-raft.
47
posted on
10/17/2005 6:47:32 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: NittanyLion
Guess he won't be needin' the neck brace this time!
48
posted on
10/17/2005 7:04:03 AM PDT
by
Tallguy
To: Eric in the Ozarks
Missed it by that much (fingers about a quarter-inch apart). Kudos to you!
49
posted on
10/17/2005 7:06:51 AM PDT
by
Tallguy
To: Andy'smom
Well...since he floats like a whale....he could rescue anything.
50
posted on
10/17/2005 7:12:56 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(Try Not----Do or Do not ~~ Yoda)
To: Andy'smom
What's he got, a guilty conscience?
Send him out on a rope. New meaning for "personal flotation device".
51
posted on
10/17/2005 7:17:08 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Beckwith
And before breakfast, too. That's OK I suppose, I've been trying to lose weight and it helps to have your appetite taken away.
52
posted on
10/17/2005 7:19:13 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Andy'smom
I'm probably going to get in trouble for this. But Ted Kennedy has special body guards around him all the time. The guards are especially picked after hours of extensive training. To make sure they THINK just like Ted Kennedy. That way they can predict his every move and keep him from harms way. The media has never taken pictures of them because of what happened to Jack and Robert Kennedy. I know somebody who works at the Kennedy compound and they were able to smuggle out on pic of Ted's special guard unit.
Pics of Ted Kennedy's personal bodyguards.
53
posted on
10/17/2005 7:19:47 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Don't get stuck on stupid - Lt. General Honore)
To: Andy'smom
It was staged! It was staged!
54
posted on
10/17/2005 7:20:15 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: Rebelbase
"A 13 foot boat would have a capacity of about 600lbs, max. Teddy takes up over 1/2 of that, his pal the other 1/4 at least leaving room for at most 1 small person in a boat filled to capacity in a rough sea.
Brilliant seamanship."
Nope. You don't understand. Being such an excellent swimmer and floater, Teddy WAS the boat.
But seriously, imagine Teddy coming up to you in a tiny boat that's about to flip asking you to get in. There was also a good chance he was hammered so it was another Chappaquiddick in the making.
55
posted on
10/17/2005 7:23:18 AM PDT
by
varyouga
(Reformed Kerry voter (I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
To: Andy'smom
The only difference between Kerry and Kennedy is that once in his life Kerry pulled actually someone out of the water.
56
posted on
10/17/2005 7:24:50 AM PDT
by
Tribune7
To: isthisnickcool
Here are Teddy's guards/doubles practicing the patented "Swimmer Walk". A fifth of whiskey is required to even attempt this feat.
57
posted on
10/17/2005 7:27:13 AM PDT
by
varyouga
(Reformed Kerry voter (I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
To: Andy'smom
![](http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/kennedy/stories/tragic.kennedys/link.mary.jo.kopechne.jpg)
![](http://www.sentryoveramerica.com/Images/Kennedy_Manslaughter_car.jpg)
What the American people have seen is this incredible disparity in which those people who had cars and money got out and those people who were impoverished died. --Ted "Manslaughter" Kennedy, 9/7/2005
58
posted on
10/17/2005 7:27:38 AM PDT
by
Dont_Tread_On_Me_888
(Bush's #1 priority Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . USA priority #64.)
To: Andy'smom
I'm sure Fat Teddy is a lot more bouyant now days. You know what floats.
To: Andy'smom
Obviously no pregnant girl friends involved in fat teddies rescue effort.
60
posted on
10/17/2005 7:38:51 AM PDT
by
hgro
(A)
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