Posted on 09/28/2005 8:04:21 AM PDT by Cagey
I thought it might be Siena Italy at first glance.
Even the source isn't too clear about exactly where this is. Apparently upstate New York from the copyright notice on the website . . . but it really would help if you could put it in the title (in brackets) or in the comments section. Thanks.
When beverages are outlawed....only outlaws will consume beverages.
I wish they'd implement a "No Breathing" policy at certain colleges and universities, as well.
No better way to incubate a disdain for good rules than to make a bunch of really stupid ones.
I know I feel safer now
Here's a lawsuit in the making. Not even water, I'd grab 2 bottles and wait for the campus police, followed by a hefty lawsuit.
Siena college is just north of Albany, New York.
Did they turn off all of the 'water-fountain-containers' on campus as well?
What about the sprinkler systems?
I would freeze my alcohol/drinks and then they would be solids and therefore chewable...
"No better way to incubate a disdain for good rules than to make a bunch of really stupid ones."
Imagine paying $20,000 a year so your child could be treated like this? They can't drink a Pepsi outside, but inside they are smoking a doobie....hmmmm.
I wonder if they have drinking fountains on campus which have been shut off in compliance with this policy. If any students suffer health problems because of consuming fewer fluids than is good for them, it would seem that the college could be setting itself up for legal trouble.
So how is this supposed to solve the problem? There will still be parties, and a bright criminal could still use the hubub as a distraction. So everything will stay the same, except you can't take a cup of coffee with you to class. WTF?
Ahhh, my old Alma Mater. Boy things have sure changed since 1983. Back when I attended you had to fight off the Friars to get to the Beer Keg first.
Apparently, you can use an insulin syringe to inject vodka into frozen oranges...
How about communion wine in the chapel?
Thanks! "She doesn't know the territory!"
Going back to my college smart ass days, I would be tempted to empty a couple of Mountain Dew bottles, fill them with urine, let them ripen for a few days and just wait to be told to dump them out and aim to splash the RA while doing it.
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