Posted on 09/06/2005 11:09:34 AM PDT by Pukin Dog
On the delusional thing, that to me is the most funny part of it all, because just like before the 2004 election they were soooooo sure that they were going to win. They could taste it back then, just like now. It appears they are too brain-dead to notice the writing on the wall.
I hope they keep calling me names, as it will help distract them from making the changes and purges they need to make. I am happy to be their favorite FR villain, and will wear it with a badge of honor.
There must be something special and fun about having to declare there defeats as victories, like they did in Ohio. We can just keep racking up those old, boring victories and not have to deal with the thrill of a good spin.
Like I keep saying: Dubya? Still there.Haliburton? Record Profits. Cheney? Still there. Rummy? Still there. Congress? Ours, bitch. Supreme Court? Ours, bitch. Unemployment? 4.9% uh, that is a record, bitch. I sleep well at night. Liberals? Still crazy after all these years. Always losing, but they KNOW they are right. If it wasn't for liberals, we would have to invent them to keep us entertained.
Now that is more like it. Now how about a pretty dog?
You know, like me?
Great rant!
Sounds like it was written by a 16 year old on crack. Conservative..yes. Tactical? Hell no.
You know, like me?
Be careful what you wish for around here. :)
Even so, I would trust that little critter with my back before a Liberal.
Yorkies can be mean, I had one try to bite me in the crotch once.
You think that's bad? A Moose bit my sister once. Moose bites can be nasti.
Rove? That is a special topic deserving a rant all its own.
Another great one Pukin Dog. Thanks for posting.
Here's a short one about the liberal media that might help keep things in perspective...
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:
"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal"
"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:
"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"
"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like? "
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet"
LOL! So funny, so true.
I shoulda expected that one... :)
Now, that's a keeper.
Totally awesome!
How long before we get Tourist Guy on the flooded school buses?
I doubt they will ever be able to meet your challenge, but I agree with you that we are going to beat those bastards again and again.
Every time they open their pie holes it's another vote for Republicans in the future.
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