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'Frankly, My Dear' Is Top AFI Movie Quote
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| June 22, 2005
Posted on 06/22/2005 8:05:40 AM PDT by flutters
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And a few more from UHF
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy.
Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more."
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.
Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go? That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.
Hello, my name is Philo and welcome to Secrets of the Universe. Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items.
Shut up, you litle weasel... Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a saidistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED. Hope you ENJOY IT.
Not many people know this, but the turtle is nature's suction cup. [licks the bottom of a turtle, throws it towards the ceiling] /// Look. It sticks.
Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do.
And this one I dedicate to the DUmbasses
This community means about as much to me as a festering ball of dog snot. You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe, if you didn't drool all over yourself first. I can't stand those sniveling maggots. They make me want to puke. But, there is one good thing about broadcasting to a town full of mindless sheep. I always know I have them exactly where I want them. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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posted on
06/22/2005 8:58:20 AM PDT
by
mnehring
(http://www.mlearningworld.com)
To: flutters
"Son, you've got a pantie on your head." -- Raising Arizona.
82
posted on
06/22/2005 9:01:54 AM PDT
by
Koblenz
(Holland: a very tolerant country. Until someone shoots you on a public street in broad daylight...)
To: flutters
Animal House should have a list of its own. Some additions to those already posted:
"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"
"Cut the horsesh*t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."
"Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead!"
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it."
"You f*cked up - you trusted us!
"So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken."
"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
"Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little sh*t just like you."
"Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"
"Food fight!"
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:03:52 AM PDT
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
(Theyre digging through all of your files, stealing back your best ideas.)
To: SMARTY
The Outlaw Josey Wales.
Bounty hunter tells Josey that "A man's gotta make a livin'."
Josey replies, "Dyin' ain't much of a livin'."
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:04:38 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: murdoog
"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,"' "Casablanca," 1942As Time Goes By is originaly from the 1931 musical show Everybody's Welcome and was a hit that year by Rudy Vallee & His Connecticut Yankees.
To: mnehrling
Different Mel Brooks movie:
"You have some more beans Mr. Taggart?"
"I'd say you had enough!"
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:06:06 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: mnehrling
You forgot a few of my favorites:
What's your name//Barf//Your full name//Barfolomew
We're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
They've gone to plaid.
We ain't found sh*t.
Why didn't somebody tell me ass was so big.
Æ
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:06:33 AM PDT
by
AgentEcho
(If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers)
To: Tanniker Smith
Please post your comments over here at:
AFI Ranks Top Movie Quotes
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1427975/posts Nah. I prefer this thread which has all 100 quotes, instead of only the top 25
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:06:33 AM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(Free Katie Holmes)
To: mnehrling
Uhh...can I still be the janitor?
89
posted on
06/22/2005 9:07:21 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(A woman's most powerful weapon is a guy's imagination.)
To: drjimmy
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I expect the same from them."
Also...
"Someone oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't!!"
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:13:12 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: flutters
"*&!(*!*&$%!)()+)!(*^%(!)(&^@$%:"{)(*$^*!!" (Raging Bull)
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:18:25 AM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Liberals preach comity and practice calumny.)
To: flutters
"Is this a great country, or what?" (Night Shift)
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:19:53 AM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Liberals preach comity and practice calumny.)
To: Colonel_Flagg
Three out of many lapses on the list:
"If God didn't want them sheared, then why did He make them sheep?" Calvera (Eli Wallach) to the Seven, "The Magnificent Seven"
"Seven years of college down the drain." Bluto, "Animal House"
"No one ever won a war by dying for his country. You make the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS country." "Patton"
To: flutters
Not a single
Princess Bride (1987) quote in the list? Inconceivable!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:21:25 AM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(Free Katie Holmes)
To: KarlInOhio
I was disappointed that Dr. Strangelove didn't get more quotes. Dr. Stranglove's a silly liberal cult movie. Why on earth would you want more quotes from that movie? And do you have any facts about movies vs quotes, or is it just a "feeling"? DU is calling...
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:21:30 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Deep Throat(s) -- top level FBI officials playing cub reporters for suckers.)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
I know the movie wsn't so great, but I couldn't help but post this line from "Grease"...
"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:21:50 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Oztrich Boy
Nah. I prefer this thread which has all 100 quotes, instead of only the top 25 Granted, but that thread has almost 300 responses and this one has fewer than 100. Although I imagine by the time the day is over, both threads will have over 500, with lots of repeated material.
Actually, I'm surprised that this thread hasn't been locked yet.
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:22:07 AM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
"The Negroes stole our dates!"
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:24:32 AM PDT
by
Cecily
To: fredhead
And speaking of Mel Brooks movies:
What knockers!
I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen.
Abby who?
Abby Normal.
No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.
A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.
Put... the candle... back!
'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ!!!
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:27:37 AM PDT
by
drjimmy
To: SMARTY
Lawman: "You're not a hard man to find."
Josey: "Hows that"?
Lawman: "You leave a trail of dead men".
The Outlaw Josey Wales
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posted on
06/22/2005 9:34:23 AM PDT
by
bondserv
(Creation sings a song of praise, Declaring the wonders of Your ways †)
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