Taking care of the U.S troops?

From my Self | 10 June 2005 | Jason Wilson

[Coop]

Oh brother. You're gonna have to do better than that, troll.

[Coop]

since I arrived here on a airplane

Okay, I'll play along Soldier. Where's "here?"

[Enterprise]

In before the zot!

[sageb1]

"Okay, I'll play along Soldier. Where's "here?"

That would be my question, too.

[Coop]

Iam currently enlisted in the United States army, Iam being Honorably Discharge from the US Army, for Mental/Physical medical conditions I gained from the U.S army. I served 13 months in Iraq, after I came back, I began my discharge from the U.S army, and I waved the medical board,because I did not want to wait for the long never ending process of the army trying to figure out if it was there fault cause I was broken, therfore I waved it to get my process out quickly. Currently I have 3 days left, and just reccently, I found out I had to pay for my own airplane ticket home, since I did not complete 90% of my Term in services, and since I waved my medical board to. Now it looks like im going to be stuck in the streets. I would think serving my country in the time of war and going to war it self would be enough to get at least to get a free ride home on airplane since I arrived here on a airplane. But I guess this isnt good enough for the U.S army.

So, is this the American army or another country's?

Hey fellas! Can anyone spare a buck or two for our abandoned warrior here? I'll start - I pledge $1,000!

[Enterprise]

Now that you're "back" zotty troll, use your time wisely and get an education. Concentrate on spelling, ok?

[RaceBannon]

I plege 100 Zlotys!

Ok, 2000 Kalikams!

But that is my final offer!

[Coop]

I think I can dig up a Beef Patty from the old MREs. Should tide him over until we can send over a hooker for entertainment. Assuming, of course, that our suddenly shy friend (who despite his combat service and debilitating injuries knew enough to post to VetsCoR) responds with his location.

[Coop]

Grab a tissue and come on over. And bring your checkbooks for our noble warrior!

[mdittmar]

Okay, I'll play along Soldier. Where's "here?"

Me too,where in Iraq,unit,etc.

C'mon Army!

[Enterprise]

Hah! I pledge but 250 holy Saddam Dinars! I win!

[Michael Goldsberry]

Were this real, I would be honored to give a grand.

This is a troll.

[Coop]

What?!?! How DARE you!

[PilloryHillary]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM? DO YA'?

[USAfearsnobody]

He's dead Jim.

[Admin Moderator]

He's dead Jim.

He's probably just shy.

[glorgau]

waved = waived

[mystery-ak]

He's being discharged for Mental/Physical problems, but waived the separation physical.....yeah right!...no plane ticket for you!.......(Im not buying this sad story)...been too long in the military to fall for this.

[afnamvet]

Off you go to troll hell.